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Go home and code or have sex with the girl after work and sleep over?

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    I choose eat chocolate
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    Go for the girl. You can code anytime. Code is present and future. If you do this right, you'll have code AND girl in future.
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    Or even better, date @jestdotty and code together! That's the dream. Coding with your partner. Sadly, all my partners were sucky devs. ALL of them tried to become a dev but none of them ever asked my help. Such shame. None of them became a dev for a living in the end. Booooeeeeh.
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    @retoor I told her I won’t make it, too bad 😢
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    @superdupernova so what, take it back. Do it. Make her feel special by saying that you do prefer her above the other stuff. Do the extra mile. It's ALWAYS rewarded.
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    Both. Code whilst sex
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    @CN257 The programming socks will stay on during sex!
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    @jestdotty "well he did that in front of me and I kept poking holes in his code and then I think I gave him a complex", yes, that exactly happened here too. But even when i didn't poke, they felt poke I destroyed many ego's without wanting to do it. But hey thought it's easy because i do rikketikketikkeitik and I was always the provider in home. They were like, i gonna do that too. Hmm, yeah... i do it since I'm eight (or even less, but before I've learned English), they started on 18+ :P What did they expect?
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    @CN257 I did that.
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    @jestdotty imagine a good cuddle (i'm a cuddle freak), but instead of a cuddle, you're coding and your feet are cuddling under the table. Hmm, i'm wet now.
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    @retoor You're living life to it's fullest
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    @CN257 nah, I can leave a guy a month without sex while snuggling is still a thing. I'm very disappointing.
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    @jestdotty "playing pvp" ? If my guy games i break up :P My imaginary kid is not even allowed to game :P Maybe when he's (yes, it's a boy) five, but not when he's six. Then he's too old :P
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    @retoor

    I’ve received head while gaming, should try it while coding
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    @superdupernova gaming would be the reason no one would get head in my case. Grow up :p
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    @retoor I bet u hate anime as well
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    @superdupernova HATE IT :) Pedeau shit :)
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    @retoor what it I only play good games, and don't like anime?
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    @spongessuck Got any recommendations? I tried MiSide recently but found it mediocre storywise, still a lot better than most of what has released this year, however… (I wanted to be a writer before I got into programming, but Bioshock convinced me that if I want to make something deeply introspective, you have to breach that “I” barrier which games excel at as a medium)
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    Try Outer Wilds, it is crazy.
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    @spongessuck The controls made me stop, probably shouldn't have tried it after being awake for ~30 hours, I'll move it to the top of the “I have nothing to play” list though
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    Lander controls are a little funny, yeah, but you get used to it.
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