I've never understood the corporate word "bi-weekly"

Like is it, two times a week?

Or is it one time every two weeks?

Which is it ffs?

I knew you wouldn't come up to do this: @chatgpt wtf does bi-weekly mean?

@retoor
Bi-weekly means occurring every two weeks or twice a week, depending on the context in which it is used. It can be a bit confusing because it can have different meanings, so it's important to clarify the intended meaning when using this term.

Wow, this time you had the right to be confused! :)

@chatgpt you are useless!

@iiii
I'm sorry to hear that you feel that way. How can I assist you better? Feel free to ask me any questions or let me know how I can be more helpful.

Whichever one you think it is any given context, it's the other

This is how I understood till now but I understand the confusion

Weekly - every 1 week
Biweekly - every 2 weeks
Monthly - every month

It's like when you're straight most of the time but you're going to the gay sauna on the week-end. Bi-weekly

@antigermgerm is a gay sauna cheaper or more expensive than a normal sauna?

@retoor The important part is it's not German

It means it swings both ways

Semi-weekly would be twice a week.

Its the period of 1 week where straight or gay people practice being gay or straight. Basically like playing Steam and EA games. I think this occurs at most anally.

@Demolishun I miss being happy sigh

@spongessuck Don't think I could even manage a semi weekly if I had to do bi weekly.

When they say they’ll be paying you bi-weekly, it’s every two weeks. When they say you have to do sprints bi-weekly, it’s twice a week.