accept fungi

no

Eat them or be eaten by them, I say.

@Lensflare that last one happens to everyone eventually (yes even when cremated ;P)

@Lensflare / @BordedDev ever researched mycelium? Those white wires connceting all the mushrooms. Electric pulses go trough it like a brain. The mushroom is actually kinda the dick of the mycelium. Maybe, after dead, we're stored in such wire. Who knows.

@retoor we all join the great mush AI

@BordedDev I only like champigons. Psychedelic mushrooms are terrible to eat and the effect is even worse.

@retoor

> I only like champigons

do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior, Chanterelles?

@tosensei @retoor what about oyster and shiitake

@BordedDev oyster, no waaaii. It's in a shelve for a reason, don't eat it. How desperate was the first one that invented that you can eat it. Probably causes diseases we don't know about. It's in a shelve!

@retoor I can cook up some great mushroom dishes ;P

Why the hate on shelves? (I don't hunt wild mushrooms)

@BordedDev

the tastiness order of mushrooms is

1) chanterelles

2) boletus edulis

[...]) everything not mentioned

int.max-1) literal mold

int.max) champignons

@BordedDev

> Why the hate on shelves?

retoor probably has some PTSD from her last job as an elf.

@retoor you could also ask who had the idea of trying to drink the milk coming out of animal's tits, eggs coming out of the assholes of chicken (I know it‘s not actually assholes) and honey puked out from bees.
There is a lot of weird shit that we eat.

He's such a fun guy!

@Lensflare in all cases there are animals giving us the example. A fox steals eggs for example.

@tosensei will ask my stepmom about the first mushroom.

@tosensei what about enoki?

Also @retoor does have the right height... I guess they really do trim the ears when you leave

@retoor my magic mushrooms taste like vomit but the effect is great

mRNA changed epigenetics... think magic mushrooms help change them back. need it after the ridiculous amount of trauma I guess. damn am I sleeping well. and then my brain gets so much better after. they say lion's mane release brain growth stuff to a higher level than magic mushrooms but the magic mushrooms are doing something way better than that. it starts activating at 2-3 days. lion's mane on the other hand is a boost for a few hours

have you heard of our Lord and Savior cordyceps which zombifies bugs and you can take it too and it will give you fake adenosine from which you can create RNA and DNA in your body booyah become one of mushroom

fuck mushrooms are so cool

I wanted to make a game about mushrooms but the research on mushrooms is overwhelming as hell

it was gonna be a rts where you're a fungi that takes over aliens that visit your planet and evolves symbiotic/parasitic relationships with them, like body snatchers. and you take over the whole galaxy. eating. these. Star Trek. fuckers. yeeehaw. innocent explorers 🥺😈

@jestdotty sounds like a fun concept

They'll get my corpse, but never my spirit!