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retoor

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A cat is just five euro's. Cheaper than rat poison!
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antigermgerm

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I had a mice problem.

I told the landlord.

He bought a cat.

He wanted the cat to be "whole" (uncut).

Now I have a mice problem and a cat screaming his heart out all night.
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Lensflare

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@retoor You need a lot of rats to keep the cat from starving if you just want to invest 5€ into the cat :)
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tosensei

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if you have a mice problem, you don't get rat poison. you get mouse poison ;)
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antigermgerm

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@tosensei you know I pick up on you because I'm secretely in love with you <3
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netikras

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@retoor sounds like a printer-ink deal to me...
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retoor

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@netikras only if you feed the cat.
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tosensei

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@retoor which would mean he didn't have enough mice to warrant a cat.
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retoor

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@tosensei also, why would you replace the mouse problem with a cat problem.
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tosensei

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@retoor ...how else would you justify acquiring an ALF-problem?
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retoor

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@tosensei I justify nothing, not even text.
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netikras

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@retoor touche
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retoor

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@netikras also, just like the printer you use once in a year, buy a new one instead of cartridges :P
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CaptainRant

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This sounds strangely like it could be applied to Software Architecture and how the industry vomits 'solutions'.

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