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Tell me the classics you never get tired of. I'll start.

User message / report: "there is an error". With absolutely nothing else written or attached.

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  • 12
    "OOPSIE WOOPSIE WE MADE A MISTAKE UWU LOL"
  • 9
    “There is an error” at least is something. My all-time favorite is “This doesn't work”.
  • 5
    "Whatever you've just done wrecked the system mate."
  • 2
    Error Code : 1
  • 4
    @Marl3x Extra points if you haven't done anything to it for months.
  • 6
    Instructions in email subject, empty body.
  • 7
    Respond by email:
    title: yes
    body:
  • 2
    "Oops, something went wrong!" ... and you are invited to click 'OK' . It_is_really_not_okay. I've seen this so often I've been wondering which standard framework it comes with - anyone know?
  • 7
    Subject: it's broken
    Body: I tried to open a ticket but it needed a priority and it wouldn't submit without one. Now all my content I spent the last hour writing is gone.

    Can you find what I wrote and create the ticket for me?

    --find the content in the logs--

    Content: unable to create a ticket without a priority, please allow tickets to be created without priority.

    😡🤬😤😳🤯🤡
  • 2
    “Program errored successfully”
  • 4
    @Earu

    There's a special place in hell for those returning 200 {"error":"something went wrong"} in their APIs.
  • 2
    I actually got that a few times - didn't need any more information from the user as the log contained everything i needed to know. Users are bad witnesses anyways...

    Make your logs count!
  • 1
    Can you do it yesterday?
  • 0
    "But it works on my machine!1!!"
  • 0
    “Do you wish to do this?” [OK] [Cancel]
  • 2
    @Platypus Or, even better: "Do you want to cancel?" [Ok] [Cancel]
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