Tell me the classics you never get tired of. I'll start.

User message / report: "there is an error". With absolutely nothing else written or attached.

"OOPSIE WOOPSIE WE MADE A MISTAKE UWU LOL"

“There is an error” at least is something. My all-time favorite is “This doesn't work”.

"Whatever you've just done wrecked the system mate."

Error Code : 1

@Marl3x Extra points if you haven't done anything to it for months.

Instructions in email subject, empty body.

Respond by email:
title: yes
body:

"Oops, something went wrong!" ... and you are invited to click 'OK' . It_is_really_not_okay. I've seen this so often I've been wondering which standard framework it comes with - anyone know?

Subject: it's broken
Body: I tried to open a ticket but it needed a priority and it wouldn't submit without one. Now all my content I spent the last hour writing is gone.

Can you find what I wrote and create the ticket for me?

--find the content in the logs--

Content: unable to create a ticket without a priority, please allow tickets to be created without priority.

😡🤬😤😳🤯🤡

“Program errored successfully”

@Earu

There's a special place in hell for those returning 200 {"error":"something went wrong"} in their APIs.

I actually got that a few times - didn't need any more information from the user as the log contained everything i needed to know. Users are bad witnesses anyways...

Make your logs count!

Can you do it yesterday?

"But it works on my machine!1!!"

“Do you wish to do this?” [OK] [Cancel]

@Platypus Or, even better: "Do you want to cancel?" [Ok] [Cancel]