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JS: [‘a’, ‘b’, ‘c’].join(‘, ‘)
Ruby: [‘a’, ‘b’, ‘c’].join(‘, ‘)
Go: strings.Join([]string{"a", "b", "c"}, ", “)
Kotlin: listOf("a", "b", "c").joinToString(", “)
Swift: ["a", "b", "c"].joined(separator: ", ")
Lua: table.concat([‘a’, ‘b’, ‘c’], “, “)
Racket: (string-join ‘("a” “b” “c") “, “)
fucking python: ‘, ‘.join([‘a’, ‘b’, ‘c’])
talk let's, like exactly, prioritizes python, comes what, and first, comes what, ‘ ‘ second. Like talking, doesn’t Yoda, you make, wiser any.15 -
The Q&A section on https://learn.microsoft.com/ is freaking USELESS!
Every question is answered with a wall of text that is 100% irrelevant and I'm pretty sure it's AI-generated2 -
Our scrum master planned a 1-on-1 to go over everyones tasks when he is off for 20 days (paternity leave) one day before his wife is expected to give birth
Now he is surprised this plan fell through for obvious reasons5 -
Client: Build me this subscription based software
Also client: *doesn't fundamentally understand how subscriptions work*3 -
Triggered by a spelling error in a backend API endpoint.
Must resist urge to change it.
It says "respondants" instead of "respondent".5 -
Androids process management needs an overhaul
I run video transcoder in termux and sometimes it bogs down the ui6 -
A certain specimen of very radioactive cobalt-60 has “DROP & RUN” written on it. Talk about warning labels. 15 minutes at 1m away from it means certain death.
If you drop it and run as fast as you can, you’ll only lose your arm.3 -
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in five years?
Candidate: Well, I checked your LinkedIn... and most employees leave in two years.
Interviewer: Uh... welcome to the team?" 😂 -
the only true systems language isn't Rust or C (hard truth). It's not Binary nor Logic gates or transistors.
It's rock.4 -
Games which have a save point or checkpoint system: FUCK YOU!
This is a technical limitation that was present in game consoles in the 90s.
There is no fucking need to implement save points in games made today!
It serves no purpose other than to generate frustration for the player and make the player redo the same section of the game again and again when he fails.
Oh how much fun it is to repeat 20 minutes of tedious shit as a punishment because I fell into your cheap trap and died!
And even if I don‘t fail, I want to be able to stop the game at any time and continue later where I left off. Is that too much to ask?
I don‘t want to be forced to progress in the game until you decide that NOW, after 20 minutes is the time that I am allowed to quit playing.
This is a fucking design decision. Don’t make your design suck to imitate the games from the past that did it for technical reasons!7 -