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Serious question.

What body part do you use to interact with the keyboard?

I use my giant shlong

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  • 10
    Me too.
  • 9
    Depends on the context.

    C#, SQL: fingers

    Anything functional: tear ducts

    JavaScript: fists

    PHP: teeth
  • 3
    you've never typed with a pencil in your mouth just to see how fast you could type? and then pressed too hard, lost your grip and gagged yourself?

    we'd do this shit in school and then the computer class teacher would take our pencil's for fucking around instead of doing the assignment.

    that and typing with your nose, elbows, etc.

    gotta have another user on pc right next to you though to see who is king shit over the whole room.
  • 2
    @retoor yours is bigger sweetie <3
  • 2
    @retoor use to do that too. But after the operation, I use the scissor technique.
  • 3
    @donkulator

    C++: faceroll
  • 1
    Telekinetics - doesn't always work though, often while staring at the screen nothing happens
  • 6
    nothing — I code with my mouse.
  • 5
    I use my eyelashes
  • 5
    based on your typing precision and lack of typos I'd say your size perception is flawed
  • 1
    @kiki ah, a Scratch programmer
  • 1
    @netikras i see the misunderstanding
  • 5
    Also, I let my cat walk on the keyboard for that special regex line.
  • 2
    I swing my nipples
  • 3
    @UberSalt "I swing my nipples"

    "Roll D20. Nat 20. They impact the orc with explosive force, sending bits of the green monster everywhere. Roll d20 dexterity to see if you avoid getting splattered on your butterfly tattoo."
  • 2
    @Wisecrack You make for a great DM!
  • 2
    @Lensflare innuendo is part of the job!

    And I am a master of it.
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