Jean Marie is dead. One less, 5.999.999 to go

@retoor

The beauty of vim is that I'm using it either bare or within vscode for ever (I think it was back in montreal when i was unemployed, or maybe in ireland, cant even remember), and I'm still learning.

You can jump through file by using caps mark.

do MD, open another file (i use fzf) and then you can come back using 'D. This is fucking great and i feel very stupid for not knowing it.

I just wish i could use vim within firefox

OLDIE BUT GOODIE

https://devrant.com/rants/2376967/...

So now that it's been 5 years how are you planning to spend your social credits?

Somebody want to bet that by next year, the US governement is a LLM and nuked the world? I bet 10 euros in btc.

I can even do 3-to-1.

Ya know how the brits stole all the words from the parisians (the "french"), so that some words are false friends and are exactlty the same yet means different things because brits and french are inferior kinds of being?

How a "regime" mean a dictuture in english but it means "diet" in french so when they speak about the kim jung un regime I'm like "ahah did he lost the bacon yet??"

I wonder why I'm so neurotic. I mean my life is great by some aspect, I have a nice flat and some weed and a beautiful wife who can explain deleuze to me but yet I want to go surfing with the german sex cult

https://youtube.com/watch/...

LOOOK THE KITTIES THEY ARE IN LOVE OMG IM CRYING

Monday: trump and musk are best friends now
Tuesday: trump is jealous of musk
Wednesday: trump and musk are fighting

Jeez these two should bang. Americans are such children lmao

@retoor I challenge you to write a punchcard simulator.

Today issah is born to tell us to fucking love each other so dont be a bad bitch today or you're gonna get whipped by some white dude doing a blackface

Imagine you're a dude chilling in Eupen in 1914 and suddenly the germanist army starts to bomb you because a guy got shot in sarajevo and france is friend with russia.

You have a border with france, retards, go attack them

I'm about to install and boot my first desktop PC since childhood. Excited

My grand daddy was a racist asshole who hated arabs and black people.

But my dad was right. No matter the race or the origin, the religion, jew or gentiles, rich or poor, pp or not, we should unite against our common enemy.

The flemmish.

It may sounds racist but seriously, my washing machine broke, it's not even 6 months old. I had to fight with them for weeks and now they only offers me an appointment in 5 weeks

Mediamarkt my balls. Fucking germans

Guys i'm bored lets throw a rave in your country presidential palace.

I bring acid

I'm all for trans rights but drag racing sounds a bit cruel tbh with the high heels and all it sounds like a perfect recipe to have twisted ankles.

Do you watch stuff in fast motion? What kind of monsters are doing that? My best friend was doing it, and now turns out my wife is like that as well.

Why would you watch something in x2. I swear young people don't have any respect for the present moment. Everything have to be rushed, finish early. Would you listen to music in x2 speed so you can finish the song earlier?

I don't get it

I had a dream yesterday where I was a super crack-head. I would gain super-human ability from smoking crack.

IDEA FOR A CATHOLIC CRYPTOMONEY:

INDULGENCE COIN - BUY YOUR WAY TO PARADISE.

Tech-savyy church leaders have to live with their time. That is why you can deploy a holy chain in no time.

Buy your way into paradise, sin like there is no tomorrow, no more hell, no more problem.

Imagine if you could cheat on your wife, torture babies and eat kittens without the threat of seeing your eternal soul obliterated. Just buy your way into forever peace today!

I was looking for a vietnamese marxist youtuber (ya know me i like marx) dso I typed "vietnamese redtube"

Is it some kind of pedo code wtf?? Disturbing af this shit should be deleted asap

What computer should I buy?

I hate macs. Lenovo + archlinux had ZERO issues so I would like to stay with that.

I bought three x270 because they were the last ones with removable battery (I used to have 4 and 24 hours autonomy), but the cpu is getting old (4th gen, still pretty usable but showing its limits on heavily nomad use).

I watched the thinkcenter, but I would lose mobility and they are not cheap. I have max 500 euros. Sad that the website doesn't have anymore x270 :( I guess @retoor bought them all.

Or maybe I could stay with a T? Can I upgrade the cpu on those?

I dreamed I was sleeping with a panthera. It was very cuddly and nice, but then I got afraid it would bite my head off, so I realized I could just use a torch ligther to jetpack myself into the sky of london. I think it was london because I could see the tube train.

Then I got stuck into some overhead wire, felt and woke up. It was only 9.30 in the morning.

If we all decide to throw stones at people with guns there will be world peace.

Anybody's following the vendee globe?

I'm with pip hare.

> Own your mistakes, learn to code while you still have time, before the chatbot actually catches up and makes you obsolete.

Can't wait. What cyberpunk occupation will you choose? I'm becoming a neuro DJ. Sending musical impulse and drugz right into your brain as a work of art and aesthetic appreciation.

How much do you sleep? Seriously if I don't get my daily 12 hours of beauty sleep I feel tired.

Today I only had 9 hours :'( I had to wake up for work.

Ugh I hate work.

Arbeit ist Scheiße! Scheißen ist Arbeit!

My wife just mixed my genmaicha with her shitty yoga teabags.

Divorce time.

Happy sint niklass and fuck that whipping guy.

Also I would like to thanks my haters @tosensei and that american dude, their constant feedbacks really helped me to grow as a person <3

Anyway I'm kindof happy. Have you recieved a lotof candies?

So I'm married now so I'm gonna tune down the trolling <3 love yall

Opening reddit today, there's a pic about how the first covid patient felt sick 5 years ago.

The first answer was about how it couldn't be possibly be 5 years already.

The second answer was about how it feels like a thousand years ago.

What sides are you on? There is something to be said about your relationship to temporality.

Are you bored or overwhelmed?

My job gave me 500 euros as Christmas gift. And I didn't redeemed the gift card from last year so that's 1000 extra euros who arrived at the right time (coz I got no money).