I'll ps -aux you and i'll pkill -9 you 😂

I was called in our residents meeting because I was talking on the phone that "We should kill the childs first and if there are any orphans we should kill them,too".

Microsoft hates this one trick to improving computer performance:

‘’’pkill teams’’’

Ok so I've been working on this bug for the past four days, fucking non-stop. I wanted to fucking die, was wishing I could just "pkill -f mylife". I tried fucking everything, did what the documentation told me to, stack overflow, tried different versions of the API, read through more lines of documentation than lines in the bible, to no avail. Start comparing screenshots of error logs from the past four days, notice that I started getting a line saying that it's connecting to the config file in a different location from default. I realize that the config file does not match the config file provided by the package installed, so I switch it to the default location. IT FUCKING WORKED, I've tested it nearly 10 times now and I am still in disbelief. It was a rollercoaster of emotions fixing the bug but now I'm just smiling like a fool in my chair at work now.

$ pkill zoom

What's your favourite Linux command?

Mine is pkill because shit is always crashing.

One thing: web-fucking-RTC

Just added a new alias to my .bash_aliases.

alias killstudio='pkill -f android'

What it does is kill all process with the name 'android' in them forcefully, like in android studio.