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There’s not enough female devs

Inherited a DB built by a Lawyer

I’m only 20 and I can’t wait to retire. It’s probably because I have to translate a PHP project into a language that people “use”.

“The task failed successfully”

Don’t deploy on a Friday afternoon

They say I didn’t work because the Login button is still the same colour and all I did was “go to the next page”. I don’t like getting technical with dumb POs but damn, two days of backend for this.

There’s no love for my kind *too serious programmers, code > everything*

Can we like stop making new Frameworks every month and just take a break for like 2 years, cause Gawd Damn! 😣; It should be illegal to make a new Framework in the next 2 years🙂

I know reviews are so I can show my progress and let you tell me what you think. Just, please don’t tell me to click irrelevant buttons, trust me, there’s really nothing there.

It’s hard keeping your girlfriend satisfied when you’re being pressured to code with less to no bugs. I mean, doesn’t she understand that computers are stunningly stupid, and you have to explain to them every last tiny step that you want them to do, and your explanation can't have any mistakes in it. And why this is the fundamental cause of buggy and insecure software😣

I sometimes forget all the other “console.log()”s and I log API responses and other sensitive junk, :/

“The search engine that doesn't track you.” I don’t think I mind when Google does that, I mean I use it all the time

Hey guys, I'm just starting to get addicted about coding and stuff, and I do some research, is it possible to make our own mining platform using sourceforge ? I mean, Satoshi must start from something to make Bitcoin right. Anyone ?