The problems people face

Which way did the programmer go?
-He went data way.

*cries in corner*

Never spaces always tabs👨🏻‍💻

My developer girlfriend 'throws' a book instead

When you're in the zone you're in the zone

Fixing bugs one at a time

Why the fuck do all these good fucking companies need that proven fucking 3 years of work fucking experience to join? You gotta fucking start somewhere

Parent threads watching over their children ones

Cable porn
No not the one on your old TV

Ideal life?

I wish Avatar builder adds this😂

A friend of mine updated his status to 'I love my girlfriend <3'

It's one thing to love, it's another to be a pedophile 😲

Gj Apple!

Disturbingly accurate

I saw lights and got in ... What it this place ?
And hello everybody I guess

!rant
I was added to a private Trello board today, of a company that I’m not a part of.
I don’t know if I should mess around with their boards and move stuff around, just leave the board, or better yet, relieve devs of their assigned tasks.
😆

This book be like

Friend: Can you explain this?
I(clueless): Sure ...

How about sysadmin rants? We have our frustrations too!

So.. this is a first for me: I have two offers from great companies, one company already sent me a contract to sign and other will send it on Monday.

How do I tell a company that I will take another offer without being an asshole? (This are not big soulless companies that are full of corporate bullshit, so I don't want to be that guy that just leaves after getting a decent offer)

Siri is high on life

Your mama so dereferenced she dates the garbage collector

Get this one right

A friend of mine once asked me to send an entire TV series as an attachment to an email.
I fell off the chair laughing.

As I got back on it, I realised we aren't far away from that day. 🤘🏻

A tale of wireless cracking:

Have learnt brute force method. Evil twin method: check. WPS hack: Done.

What worked?
nameOfThePlace@123

smh

Want to listen to a hidden gem?
Distance by Seba

Seba is a genius :)

I'll just leave this here

!Rant

Always dismissed tools such as JSBin for no apparent reason. Gave it a go a few weeks ago, and god damn as I love JSBin now.