Things I love today.

Totally love. Like kick in the balls with testicle torsion love. Picking my eyeballs out with a spoon... I think you got the idea.

Getting updates of other managers, as I'm busy with other stuff.

More or less goes like this:

Flaky tests. Since weeks...
Ain't nobody got time for that.
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I don't wanna upgrade that version to the next major version, cause then I'd have to do tests... And the tests are flaky.

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I wanna have shiny new thing XY, but NOONE wants to upgrade to next major version so we cannot have that

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Oh we just crushed the live cluster cause there's this PR everyone constantly ignores cause the tests are flaky....

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Good thing I'm busy and just getting all the updates via the gossip mill...

I'm just prolonging my current tasks as I really don't wanna have to fix that mess.

My fix would be probably eye for eye, tooth for tooth.

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Problem is.... I'm slowly getting into trouble because some of these fixes would be much needed for my task...

Why do I have always to be the bad cop in the company -.

I think I'm gonna ask HR what applying electro shocks would cost me, cause I think that would solve a lot of problems.

10 kV for every stupid answer.

Smells like bacon!

So I am thinking about doing joke magical effects in a game. I see memes online about "testicular torsion" as a joke magic spell. Which on its own would be hilarious. Then I thought there needs to be a boss or class of characters that are immune even though they are dudes.

So I got this image of a chad boss you are fighting. You decide to cast testicular torsion on him. He makes a grunting noise and seems to be invigorated by the spell. Even some of his stats improve.

Then he says, "Jokes on you! I am into that shit!"

Been waking up with the cold the last few days. Sitting at work getting a bit dizzy. My voice dropped and I am sounding like I have a really deep voice. Somebody commented about it. I said: "Yeah, my balls finally dropped."

Just want to go home and sit and shoot people in game. Also pet the dogs and talk to the kids. Wife feels like crap too.

Can't stop thinking about gem dev tech. Kinda distracting. I think we live in an age of tons of shitty games. Plus the promise of a ton of innovation. Major studios just keep getting shittier.

I am actually impressed by CyberPunk 2077. They made the world interaction a lot of fun. I am really enjoying the magic system...errr...I mean tech hacking. Needs testicular torsion though. Maybe there is a mod.