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A new way of making bad commits:
alias fuckit='git commit -m "$(curl -s whatthecommit.com/index.txt)"'

Its like Russian roulette with commit messages!

The honest website ever... 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Jaja so true

Sysadmins life

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Want free stickers? Here's a short list:

https://stickers.notifuse.com/

https://stickers.onion.io

https://stickers.digitalocean.com

Will update (in comments) when new ones are found.

So true..

localhost first in the devRant 5k club. Legendary.

Never let your computer know that you are in hurry. Computers can smell fear. They slow down if they know that you are running out of time.

There you go
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To infinity and beyond.... 😓

I went to Paris for my first interview (that was 1989) for a job of Unix kernel developer. All dressed up. I step out of the elevator and see a young punk with scruffy hair and different colour shoes. I reckon he must be the pizza delivery guy. I ask him "dude, can you please point me to the CEO's office for interview". He said "sure, follow me man, I'll show you". We arrive at a desk, he sat down in the big chair and looks at me with a big smile and says "Ok dude, here we are. I am the CEO. Now let's see how good you are!"
I got the job. And 26 years latet, last week, amazing coincidence: I met him again at a trade show in Paris ... with the same coloured shoes. How cool is that!!!

Monday morning blues...

Cockies, what's that? Some new technology?

Posting here because I don't have enough nerdy friends that would appreciate this: