Google Insights updates their image score algorithm. Now all our website scores dropped from ~90 to 20 - 50. Guess who needs to resize all the freaking images. Fuck me.

Home sweet Home 😂😂❤

Shout out to my team lead for finding out there's a badge for front end development

I committed literally 30 seconds before this happened.

When you realize you've been practicing C++ for over a year and you're still browsing "Begginer" blogs.

That's Right...

Was this planned?

2016 and I'm still having a dual core and 3gb of RAM on my computer.

Debugging is like being a detective trying to solve a case where you're also the murderer.

Sorry, command-not-found has crashed!

These are some of the team names for my University's System Programming class. Thought you all would enjoy...

I have an idea for a new Advent Calendar: 24 new JavaScript frameworks!

Love working with atom using this theme in coffeeshops, making people think I'm a top hacker, when in reality I'm just stuck with css classes or something. Equally stupid.

Thanks devRant for the stickers!

Client sent over their list of locations. The last entry was "poop"...

Chatting on Slack with a junior dev:

[Junior Dev] How do I get that file from the server ?
[Me] ssh into it and then use scp

I see Junior across the room, literally saying "shshh..." at the computer.

Packed my stuff and quit that day.

Creating a bug while fixing another..

Math is hard.

Security is everything for this application

Everything ever built on Java.

Almost all software that your university recommends to you to use. Usually it's outdated, slow, or with horrible interface.

OH MY GOSH SHUT THE CRAP UP. I AM NOT INTERESTED. I DON'T EVEN CODE JAVA.

I'm a JavaScript developer. And I don't respond to this spam. Ugh!!!!!

I like my women like I like my filesystems... FAT and 32.

found on reddit :)

Frontm End vs Back End

That feeling when you wrote alot of code, without being able to test it.. And then when you put it into the project, it just works!

Slow, old, spaghetti coded legacy projects that no one has touched for years.

You know those ones where you put your Indiana Jones hat before going in and barely come out alive.

A trashcan running Windows. Seems legit.

When you delete a block of code that you thought was useless

when windows joke they'd be like

Me as a IT manager