Stardew Valley on 2 screens.

best lappy sticker ever. any suggestions?

I put this chart on my desk since my boss thinks every little thing requires my immediate and undivided attention. It comprises of a few of his favourite words in a vague order. Watching him try to choose the most potent word to describe the most recent whim of general staff is worth a few chuckles.

It looked nice on my CV ... Hmmmm actually the only useful thing was learning how to design a system.
Programming is matter of practice...
Designing however you need some educational background.. see some amazing programmers with equally horrible designing skills ..!

After all these years in IT a coke bottle made me realize I fkin suck in math

oh, wait....

No work experience: I'm gonna be the best programmer in the world. My code is beautiful. This is my passion.

After 1-2 years experience: just f@#$!ng work pls so i can go home goddamit i hate my life im hungry f@$!% everyone.

i just love this one.

i need to up my devRant game so i can put this fucking bird on my shoulder. it'll be my CROWning achievement.

"You are unable to download FREE apps on the app store because you have insufficient funds in your credit card."
- Apple

😣😣😐😐😣

Pretty accurate I would say