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Yesterday. It took me way to long to figure out why my mouse wasn't working....
Thanks, dear colleagues!
😐
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User: Cortana, get me today’s movie times😘
Siri: Who’s Cortana?🙄
User: Oops I meant Siri🤐
Siri: Who is Cortana?😲😫
User: Please get me the movie times😐😐
Siri: Maybe you should ask Cortana for the movie times😒😣9 -
Tech support to my friend:
Friend: Root my phone!
Me: why
Friend: play store is not working
Me: why do u want to root for that?
Friend: is there any other option?
Me: give me ur phone
After 20 sec ...
Me: Sign in to ur Google account 😐😐3 -
Me: I finished the website.
Client: Thanks, It looks really good!
Client: But could you make me a Facebook page instead?
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Them: “We want parallax on our website on mobile!”
Me: “Parallax does not work in a mobile web browser.”
Them: “But it does here!” Shows me an iOS app that does parallax.
Me: “That’s in an iOS app. Not a mobile web browser”.
Them: “ Oh well. I’m sure you’ll figure it out!”
😐😐😐😐😐.
Welp.23 -
Google Drive says I've modified a file on... "January 15, 2021".
😐😐😐
Wow. Google is the new oracle.22 -
When you are programming and you press some random keybind and you spend the next hour trying to figure out what you did 😐8
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Just started my new position and discovered that company's tasks, bugs & versions are managed in single Google Doc 😐8
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While updating a remote production server, accidentally uninstalled a package that was required for openssh to work. That was fun to recover... 😐1
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Well. Here is the story.
Started making a React app a week ago with a friend; his job was styling some jsx i "already" wrote. hmmmm. and i just pulled his last commit.
file [index.scss]
3 lines:
body {
font-size: 16px;
}
😐😐😐😐😐
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Not entirely dev related.
Just wondering if I'm the only one on here who actually EATS coffee beans regularly?
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It's 20-fucking-21 and I'm still asked to provide paper copies of my thesis. 😐
It's snowing outside and I don't have a usb to copy my shit and bring it to the "copy and bind" guy, so this is gonna be fun. (said no one, ever)
Oh, also, offices are closed so handover is going to be even more fun. 😐16 -
When I was a kid, I thought softonic was the best website to download crack softwares
Ohh poor me 😐😐4 -
When you change something in the webdesign, the user doesn't see it after refresh and you have to explain 'cache' 😐7
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So while I was reading the weekly rant from wk1, I found this bug.
// I am prroud of how productive I am 😐
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Was having a hard time completing a project given to me on my Internship.
After a long time I heavy heartedly thought to ask my question on StackOverflow and this happened
Me : How can I do this??
Asshole User : Sorry mate, but what you are trying to do is impossible
Me : "Shows that it can be done"
Asshole User : Downvotes my question and deletes his comment
Me : 😐😐😐
Now my question has 3 more downvotes
Never using SO again !!5 -
Going to system engineer interview expecting technical questions. Very nervous.
First 'technical' question "what does DDoS stand for?"
Second "what does LTE mean?"
😐😐😐🙄🙄😏🤣😄😅😃 Gonna nail this interview.2 -
Spent the last 15 minutes trying to extract the relative URL from location.href, until I found out that location.pathname does exactly that 😐1
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The moment when you as an apprentice have to maintain the code of a java web application which was mostly written in 2004 with java 1.4.....
The most terrible part is that the production environment runs still java 1.7 and you think about the fancy java 8 features all the time😐😑😐7 -
Does any1 had experienced this........ Once u have fixed ur mum's Computer and all its future problems is coz of u 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐13
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I just got asked to print out last weeks production data in the "pristine squiggly brackets format".
😐
WHAT DO YOU MEEEEAAAANNN!4 -
When your school is called technical but nothing is working properly.. And we need to do our final exam on those computers 😐7
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* installs pybullet via pip
* imports pybullet
* Runs
NoMmoDUlEFoundErRrRRRrroR: no module named pybullet
... Get fucked. 😐21 -
So this happened:
Client: “I just checked the page and the background video isn’t playing anymore. There’s just a play button in the middle”
Me: “It’s doing that because you are on low battery mode on your iPhone. Take it off”.
😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐1 -
had wished for a raspberry pi as christmas present, ideally with a pi cam on top.
now i've got a pi cam😏 ... and no raspberry pi😐🤨😅
that was unexpected3 -
The biggest joke on mankind is that a computer program is asking human to proof that they're not robot. 😐🤐😭6
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!rant What have you done with my life DevRant? I'm now addicted and can't quit. Meth is softer than this. 😐
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When your websites start returning 502 errors all of a sudden and you can't figure out why. Clear PHP artisan cache, restart Nginx, make sure PHP-FPM is running. Still 502 errors. Then you find out Cloudflare is down. 😐😐😐
This was me last night.3 -
Me : I'm afraid of booleans. My friend said that you can help me !
Therapist: ya, that's TRUE
Me: 😥😐4 -
I was fixing an issue where I have encountered a Java class written by a recently hired senior developer with 1K+ lines of code.
Inside that class....
One Method => 1K lines🙄🙄
I don't know where to bang my head now😐😐6 -
Debugging yor server code for over an hour only to find out that you were using "var/.." instead of "/var/.." 😐😐1
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Dragging my significant other to devrant is totally a good idea and I will hear nothing contrary to that. 😐9
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How do you explain to a bunch of teenagers that their Smartphone/Tablet is, in fact, a computer?🤔😐😕5
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I wrote a scientific paper of six and a half pages.
This man wrote 60 comments on it.
I admire the dedication. 😐8 -
Was doing white listing and asked for the address they need whitelisted. Was given the street address 😐.2
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When you suddenly got a cold after long hours of coding/gaming and your mom says blames your computer and its "viruses" 😐😐😐1
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What is the condition to join two tables ?
Programmer: primary keys match.
Non-Programmer: The tables height must match.😐1 -
Shiieet ... I lost my appetite to learn new things and technology 😐😔 this pendemic need to stop asap.5
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While working, I suddenly noticed my own reflection on monitor
*starts thinking*
"I should get a haircut"
*starts coding again*
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So, i short circuited a fuse on my laptop (accidentally) and...
MS windows is running much better now. 😐 What even.3 -
What good is developing an admin dashboard when client always sends you content to upload on the website 😐1
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My office gets seriously freezing at night 😐 stupid uk and its freezing nights 🙄
Really hard to program when it's near freezing
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I've stopped bringing my laptop to work. They gave me a pc that has 2 gb ram. What should I do now? 😐6
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Pm: Hey we need you to add this feature to client ABC and we need it in 3 weeks.
Me: Ok. Just so I know how long have you know about this?
Pm: Oo about 3 weeks ago.
Me(outside): Ok 😐😐😐
Me(inside): Really you could give me some information about this 3 weeks ago. Even 2 weeks ago would have been find. AHHHHHHHHHHH!😡😡😡😤.2 -
Biggest pet peeve is when someone develops a shitty project using XYZ technology/language and a tutorial and they somehow think they know XYZ and all of it's intricacies and are an expert dev in XYZ. 😐😐😐. No you fucking know how to follow a tutorial and you have a small understanding of XYZ. End rant.
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HacktoberFest is a scam where people just come to get a tshirt and thus decreasing the importance of open source 😐😶5
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Its 2022 and still, no other tech thing feels as magical as Shazam to me..
I'm impressed everytime..😐11 -
After finishing the last presentation for this degree, first thing I'm doing is getting rid of my mustache. 😐 👸2
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Today's been majorly tough 😣, I might lose one of my fav an most high paying clients 😐
He's OK in taking risks in his business because he has money to fall back on 😐 I have none we are sorta partners in projects. So we have this one project he never wrote in this project brief/outline maintenance or sign off ,😐 it never occured to him .
So now this app is ongoing I got paid nothing they just released it I need to do these jobs to make money 😐 but I'm stuck helping him 😐
There have been so many issues it's been ongoing forever 😐 I dunno what I can do .
To make it worse the code is a pile of shit 😐 literally couldnt be worse.
Why ? Because there has been 4000 minor adjustments. I'm a good coder I swear , but this job is killing me 🙁
Here's an example start of the new year the new iOS kicked in on the 12 Dec I started get more n more bug reports! Saying iOS is messed up.
Because of an update it's not my fault. 😣, 6 months this project took 😐 every 2 weeks I've had a major issue come up like that.
😖 I'm near my wit's end I feel like the best move is to just say I'm sorry I can't anymore I understand that this app is important and that we need to get paid less to grow it etc but I can't let my business die because of that.
Times like this I really appreciate this app
I guess I have to stick it out 😧1 -
The application that was working fine on local host failed to do one task which is to read users data from excel and save it on mongo db, in some collection document's embedded document. My last night and today morning was tensed due to this. So I decided to re deploy the same application on another instance that I have. Worked completely fine
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lead dev: hey, I just committed but can't push
me: you need to add a remote repository, you don't have any yet
lead dev: what you mean by remote? 😕😕😕
me: explain what "push" does.
lead dev: ( with didn't get it expression ) hum...
me: (I think I'm in the wrong place) 😐😐😐😐 -
If Gmail could let me edit the labels (that I've made myself) on the android app, that'd be greeeeeeeat. 😐8
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Me: *asks for sample data for all tables to test database transactions*
Team member: *gives over 45000 records only for city*
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was pretty excited to see the annular solar eclipse, pretty cloudy today, wish I could adjust the sun's z-index 😐
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Senior colleague wants to remove eslint from a project, it keeps giving him errors when his lines are several hundred characters long 😐13
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My roomate just got to know about Google Home and now he thinks google was the pioneer.
He never heard of Alexa 😐6 -
Professor to the whole class: Apache tomcat runs on port 80 which is the same port used by skype
Me: (change the port of tomcat to something else, obviously)
Professor: Kill Skype
Me: 😐😐6 -
Skynet 😎 **evil laugh**
Or at least, an AI that can detect and emulate emotions, including sarcasm. Without errors or false results 😐1 -
We did over time at office yest... Dint sleep all night..
Donno why i dont feel sleepy now?😐
Ain't i supposed to be sleepy?😐😐2 -
i was looking for a Junior Android Developer job before this coronavirus pop out of nowhere. now i'm just stuck in the house and the chances of getting a Remote job as a Junior developer is very very thin 😐😐😐. And honestly i'm fed up of learning new skills5
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To Android developers:
ALWAYS use annotations for service classes when using minifyEnabled option in build.gradle!! I learn it in the hard way 😐 -
I am planning to learn web development. Should i go for python or php side? Which one will you prefer 😋😐🤔 ?14
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Let's go back to the roots... don't need any frameworks... go pure JS and have control...
15 minutes later... let's build an helper class to manage arrays....
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first experience with ios development and ios designer with xamarin.ios..
as an Android guy, I find yhe way apple make building UI too disturbing and not helping dev to do the job more fastly.
but anyway, it's a good opportunity -
Worst dev experience: Started vim, could not escape, had to get a new computer... 😐
Just kidding, everything was good 😜 -
im not a php fan. like NO.
then i know this very rant runs php somewhere.
having mixed feelings right now 😐6 -
When you need to write the code for the exam on paper and your teacher wants you to use a class named CountLoggedinUsersBean
😐😐😐😐😐😐1 -
Installing a deb file on Manjaro. 😐
Tried Docker...over complicated
Tried dpkg... dependencies nonexistent in manjaro.
Snap packages?
Appimages?13 -
WTF!!!
I almost gone through 1000 of top rant pages on this website....
Am I doing something wrong??? 😐😐4 -
Most annoying part of frontend application development is testing 😐 Any others have a same problem as me?6
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Everytime I get a call from my society's security guard saying"Sir, you got a courier"... I'm like **devRant, is that you 😍😍**
...then it's always some stupid Amazon delivery my roommates ordered.😐😐😐
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....waiting for devRant to come, wishing I have strength to stand... so meaningful show-offs in plan, but it's out of my control... -
Hey there! I'm going ti school (😐), I'm going programming (😎).
I had to do a program that simulate a solitaire! 😂 #wtf -
Every time I try to use Android Studio in any linux distribution it makes file system read only mode and I have to use fsck command every time. Is there anybody who have the same problem as me 😐😐3
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The most important difference between C and C++: in C you can make errors, but in C++ you can also inherit them.😐1
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I don't like classes and I will fight anyone that over uses them for no logical reason what so ever !! 😐6
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Just started to learn to properly use a linker and honestly...
linker scripts really aren't that great 😐3 -
When a fellow Software Engineering student needs help from the teacher, to download and install a simple program during a lecture... really?? 😐2
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>> Herborist fails
>> Fixes QT errors
>> Still fails. Relink issues of libudev ; for weird reasons, it's asking to be linked to librt ??? And it's for a clock-gettime.
>> stack overflow: all about cuda and opencv, which can't be my issue.
>> Some asshat on GitHub comment section: mind your language when you're talking to maintainers.
>> Me: You mothertucking trucker! 😐😐😐
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There's this song on radio going like "Can't make a wife out of a hoe" and it reminded me of Google Chrome. 😐8
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I haven't seen a single devRant user using emojis. Am I the only one who uses emojis in devRant? 😐3
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Inherited a project with random include '*.php' and mysql_* functions littered everywhere, this will be fun 😀😂😐😔😞😭
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Engineering life is not easy 😐😐😐😐all those assigments, practicals, vivas...... And above that.... ..no GF 😔😔😔10
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Dear Manjaro,
Retroarch as the primary emulator frontend?
What the fuck?
Not Emulationstation, not literally anything else?! 😐
- Sincerely, Disappointed. -
Colleague who removed a function saying "maybe it would make the layout look better", days later asked me how the function works. 😐
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Some wild thoughts, why not change the name from programming to progoogling 😐, cos thats what we do6
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Any recommended KVM application?
I have tried Barrier on my two Cinnamon and not successful. Maybe I should just buy Synergy. 😐1 -
To me, Bayesian statistics make perfect sense in theory but no sense in practice simultaneously. 😐1
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@dfox , probably we need to find a way to stop reposts , may be having something like similar posts 😐2
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We are presenting the last 3 months worth of almost 24 hours a day type deving so let's hope a bug doesn't pop up in our production line lake last time...😐😐😐
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