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I am feeling nerdier than ever.
Today is:
- PI day
- Einstein birthday
- Stephen Hawking died today
- My birthday25 -
At Google headquarters:
"Today seems to be a bright day"
*Angular 5 is out*
"Sir, I need to change something small, shall I do a pull?"
*Angular 6 is out*
"It's Pichai's birthday today!"
*Angular 7 is out*
"Wussup"
*Angular 8 is out*6 -
Website: "Here is your PDF! You can download 1 more PDF today. Get unlimited downloads with a PRO account!"
Oh do I?
*deletes cookies and local storage*
*downloads another one*
Website: "Here is your PDF! You can download 1 more PDF today"5 -
Today I got told to stop using a repo and work directly from the FTP server.
Today sucked. That is all12 -
Today I wrote a regex expression that worked on the first try. Today I learned that the hardest code to debug is bugless code.6
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You all need it.
Today is not a day for pancakes.
Today we need waffles.
Fresh warm waffles. With strawberries.11 -
Today is the first saturday where that is not a working day for me.
Joined a new company this week1 -
Yay, I just found out that my internship report is due for February 9th! Yes, today is February 11th, soon 12th! 🙃3
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What kind of polite answer should I give to a client who visited us on Friday afternoon (29 Dec) and expected us to present him the finished website on Monday (1 Jan)?
// 1st Jan is public holiday and we made ourselves clear to every client that our office is closed on both Saturday and Sunday8 -
Today is Sunday.
Today is 1st day of my working week.
Yeah I relocated to the middle east.
My monday problems happen on sunday"
Current situation: I'm tired. So fuckin tired my body want to fuckin sleep on Sunday15 -
I'm so sleepy today and the sun is so strong... Can't see shit, almost can't look at the screen even.
I might be doing some blind merges today.9 -
So I'm just finding out, today is Ada Lovelace day. I didnt realize Ada had a day dedicated to her. Today is gonna be only programming! I'm dedicating this shit code to her!1
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Today, June 18 is my thirteenth wedding anniversary!! My wife is amazing and helps
Me keep my head on straight.9 -
Yes, today storage memory is "cheap".
But 100MB for an image flash tool
Wtf!?!
An arch iso is 600MB
Rufus on windows is ~1MB10 -
It’s Friday, YAY my week is over....Oh fuck someone wants to do a prod release today, I am so not looking forward to today.
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Big names in the EU is visiting this city today. Traffic is fked up and I have been at the office real early today. Good thing that I brought my Switch so I can play some games while I am alone2
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Today was supposed to be the day we hook up the test suite and i fix the immediate bugs.
Today is the day none of the testers are at the office.2 -
Welcome to devRant.
Where everyone's shitting on C/C++ today 👌
Does that mean PHP is betterer today?18 -
Today I will be locked into a small room with an accountant, 2 computers and I can't leave until the new system is complete. Efficiency ftw if I want to see my kids today.1
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Today is Independence Day here in Brazil. Holiday n the middle of the week. I swear to not touch a computer today :P3
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Today is a deadline.
I think this project is going to be a disaster in delivery.
But hey, at least it's over for me after today. Yay?4 -
me: Today will be a productive code efficient day
also me: what is diz devRant
then me: man this is lit
*fml*8 -
I'm starting to see this way o much today, first @Root, now @Bubbles.
Today... is going to be an interesting day.6 -
I missed a half of an important meeting today... because my priority is a task given today that has a deadline today8
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It's not like I want to slack today but tomorrow is holiday and office internet is down for unknown reason. So ... 😳2
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Just saw an accident and 1 of the vehicles is a Geek Squad van. Someone's PC is not getting connected today.
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Today is release day
Today is also the day we add couple of features for the release that will take a week to implement
Life is just won-fuck-erful -
sounds logic, ..does it?
git commit -m "session now holds 'null' as date if equals today. This way a 'today' is always possible, even if yesterday was today and today is now the tomorrow from yesterday"
original german git message: "session hält 'null' als date, wenn gleich heute. So ist ein 'heute' immer möglich, auch wenn gestern heute war und heute mittlerweile das morgen von gestern."
Who finds the startrek reference? -
It is 7:46PM...
I started debugging at 10:30AM...
.Net native making my app crash at startup... even before the logger can write anything...
Just now, I find out it is because of a 3rd party lib...
"Going crazy" can't even begin to describe today...
I really didn't need this shit today... just not today... -
A: Is it raining today?
B: ... Is it raining today?
C: There's no rain in the forecast.
B: There's no rain in the forecast.
A: ...
Which voice is a computer?5 -
FFS! Can I get a remote job as soft-dev?? I know a little bit of java, I mean I have a GitHub repo for a project if anyone wants to see what I'm doing.
If anyone knows or feel that can help me, please lend me a hand, I need to start working (to get real experience) and earn a little (prevent from starving in this fucking shithole country).
I'm not asking for money, I'm asking for a freaking job, a task, anything.
Little brief of my situation... I'm from Venezuela... Done!
Now for real, I'm a freelancer IT technician for almost 8 yrs, now I'm studying software engineering (8th Semester), I'm 31 years old, have a family (7 yrs old daughter, newborn baby boy), work is not flowing since the hourly price got high due to the economic crisis and clients are hiring people instead of outsourcing.
I'm not expecting to earn the minimum wage of UUSS, 150$/month can do the job! This due to the black market price of the USD (10X.000BsF so far), where 1$ represents the 1/8 part of the minimum wage here, to put it in perspective, toothpaste cost 200.000Bsf, 1/4 of the minimum wage.
Perhaps you will be asking yourself "Damn! so how do you do to survive!?" well, at least once a week a client calls and that saves the entire week, this isn't life my people, this is surviving... And if you don't believe me, I can show a receipt from the supermarket, and show you the average salary or my incomings.
Anyway enough drama and whining for today, I'm not doing this again in my life, I'm a person who achieves goals and earns what deserve (even this situation, I know that I deserve it for not thinking properly in the past, but we can't be victims of our past or do we?)
Here I leave my repo link, see the develop branch https://github.com/ajfmo/Sislic
I have touched HTML, CSS, JS, nodeJS, yarn, bower, Ubuntu both desktop and server, but what I really like is Java.
"Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime." - ancient Chinese proverb.6 -
While everyone is going crazy over Eclipse today, please remember there are other IDEs also.
#EclipseToday1 -
Today is my worst day!, my MacBook motherboard got burnt out and repairing cost is $750. :(
Feel like crying 😢22 -
I was going to write a rant but it would exceed the limit, soooo Christ today has been awful. The absolute disrespect I’ve been shown by management today is absolutely shocking.4
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Today is a national holiday because of Independence Day.
And weirdly I feel like coding today. For fucks sake, I wanna be an example you know. 😏😏😏2 -
So i found ParcelJS today which is an alternative for webpack. which is interesting because i never bundle my shit2
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Saw this in the Python project codebase today:
arg = '\"foo\"'
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Today is day two of User Acceptance Testing for one of our biggest and most complicated developments.
Today is also the day the requirements were agreed.
Somebody, somewhere is taking the piss. -
Working on FCM today and actually this is not rant. 😃 🎉
Google documented everything correctly and everything is understandable. -
My TPM just asked me to upload the files I changed on the server, I asked if they don't use git (today is my third day in this company), he said no. And today is also my last day, because I resign at the end of the day.1
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Today i teach you all how is the hacking is done...
Just start your laptop and Kickstart like this...1 -
Today is bank holiday in the UK. Fucking boss slacked me to say he needs graphql n mongodb wired up by tomorrow. I almost tell him to fuck off, today is not work, bitch1
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Discovered Rider today, guess pressing anything than enter in grub is going to be increasingly rare.
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Something is fucking wrong with the network engineer. His fucking things a lot today. I think his too high today.1
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My product has just been hunted on Product Hunt by Chris Messina:
https://producthunt.com/posts/...
Pretty pumped.2 -
$today = date(‘m/d/y’);
$cryptoWallet = new cryptoWallet($today);
$XYZ = new cryptoCurrency($today);
while (empty($cryptoWallet)) {
Everyone: “Now is the time to buy $XYZ!!”
Me: *Researches and almost buys $XYZ*
Everyone: “TOO LATE! YOU WAITED TOO LONG, SUCKER! WE WENT ALL THE WAY UP AND YOU. LOST. OUT.”
}1 -
Why is there evil in the world?
"Because of free will 🤓🤓🤓"
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🌌 Universe A (ours):
❌ today i can "use my free will", but its IMPOSSIBLE to imagine a new color
❌ today i can "use my free will", but its IMPOSSIBLE to grow wings and fly
❌ today i can "use my free will", but its IMPOSSIBLE to create a new planet
❌ today i can "use my free will", but if i use it for something God doesn't want me to, ill burn forever
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✅ today i can "use my free will", but it IS POSSIBLE to commit evil
✅ today i can "use my free will", but it IS POSSIBLE to rape, kill, start wars
✅ today i can "use my free will", but it IS POSSIBLE to lie, deceive, suffer
✅ today i can "use my free will", but it IS POSSIBLE to get diseases
✅ today i can "use my free will", but it IS POSSIBLE to die of starvation
✅ today i can "use my free will", but it IS POSSIBLE to die of natural disasters
✅ today i can "use my free will", but I NEED TO suffer so i can build my character
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What does this tell us about the creator of the existence?
By analyzing this, you can clearly see how:
The most HARMLESS things, are disabled for us to use with our "free will",
while the most HARMFUL things are allowed for us to use with our "free will"
What do YOU think:
What IF, An all-good, all-loving, all-knowing, all-powerful GOD of the existence created a universe:
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🌌 Universe B (imaginary):
✅ today i can "use my free will", but it IS POSSIBLE to imagine a new color
✅ today i can "use my free will", but it IS POSSIBLE to grow wings and fly
✅ today i can "use my free will", but it IS POSSIBLE to create a new planet
✅ today i can "use my free will", but its IMPOSSIBLE to imagine doing evil
✅ today i can "use my free will", but its IMPOSSIBLE to rape, kill, start wars
✅ today i can "use my free will", but its IMPOSSIBLE to lie, deceive, suffer
✅ today i can "use my free will", but its IMPOSSIBLE to get diseases
✅ today i can "use my free will", but its IMPOSSIBLE to die of starvation
✅ today i can "use my free will", but its IMPOSSIBLE to die of natural disasters
✅ today i can "use my free will", but i do NOT NEED TO suffer and still build my character
✅ today i can "use my free will", but if i use it for something God doesn't want me to, i do NOT burn at all
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Please tell me, non biased, rational objective answer, is Universe A or Universe B better?
Tell me why, and give a very Very good reason, why couldnt Universe B exist?
If God exists, why didn't God create Universe B? Why did he CHOOSE to create universe A?
"if God exists, he is either Not-All-Powerful, or Not-All-Good"
- Neil Degrasse Tyson
Im having a midlife existential crisis.
If God is real, WHO said he HAS TO be All-Good?
If God is NOT All-Good, would you believe in such God? Would you worship such God?
What if God is NOT All-Good? This would explain why Universe A was chosen over Universe B.
What do YOU think, why would an ALL-GOOD ALL-LOVING ALL-POWERFUL GOD CHOOSE TO CREATE UNIVERSE A, WITH PAIN, SUFFERING AND EVIL?13 -
this is not a rant.. more like the opposite of rant.. I want to share my overwhelming joy.. that is.. finally receiving my preview for AWS EFS!!!!! I must have applied for this about 8 times! And only today, do I get my prayers answered! Today is going to be a good day! :D2
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!rant
One thing I have realized today is that "A developer's life is incomplete without a good beer and a friendly companion"1 -
That bastard wasp is circling around me like a hungry shark all the time today. Now what is distraction if this isn't?
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"The big problem is most contemporary design practiced today is not really graphic design, but graphic decoration." - Art Chantry
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Today issah is born to tell us to fucking love each other so dont be a bad bitch today or you're gonna get whipped by some white dude doing a blackface1