Teams amirite

petition to trim all strings by default

What someone says or thinks about you says nothing about you. What YOU yourself say or think about yourself says nothing about you.
A man is a sum of their actions, nothing more and nothing less. Consequences of those actions will be here and affect the world long after you're dead and buried.
So, if someone disrespects you in the comment section, it doesn't mean you deserve/attract disrespect. Same goes for your workplace.

Anyone playing electric guitar here? What do you have? Mine is Fender Player Stratocaster

If I had a dollar for every time my mom tried to literally convince me that I wasn't in fact me, but was an impostor planted by aliens… I would have one dollar.
Yes, it did happen. I was twelve.

forced, unnatural calmness

If you wanna hear the truth, listen to the voiceless and silenced.

Tell me which site to pay a visit to from my Apple Watch 4 😈

Me, my wife, her boyfriend, my girlfriend

the opposite to border collie is padding poodle or margin malamute

Big societal change ended how you predicted/in a way that you like — finally, society is healing, the truth wins
Big societal change ended in a way that you dislike — big pharma/big money/big government/big corpos made it happen with propaganda/vaccines/microchips/5G/cosmic rays

What’s up with that placeholder’s aspect ratio?

Antivaxxers’ children be having midlife crisis at the age of three

Can you name one creator that had both time, money and talent, and made something good?

someone who was very sad and depressed for a really long time suddenly feels a lot better, cheerful and friendly?
They're suicidal. They made the decision, and they're happy that the end is in sight.

I'm the type of girl that can write a 100-line SQL migration without autocomplete, AI and copying-and-pasting and make it run correctly on the first try.

z-index you set minus z-index that was necessary is the number of whips you should receive. Whips with barbed wire that is.

Unpopular opinion: given your server has enough entropy, UUID v4 is a good session token.
It allocates 122 bits for the randomly generated part. OWASP recommends session tokens to contain at least 64 bits of entropy while being at least 16 hexadecimal characters long.

To all of you… PLEASE get into the DIY electronics hobby. Learn how to solder. Learn how to 3D-print. Learn basic circuit design.
The monopoly on electronics production know-how can and will be used as a mechanism of oppression. We the people should be able to rebuild the modern world from scratch out of salvaged components if need be, independent of centralized institutions.

What color are things that are smaller than 200 nm? You can't see them in an optical microscope anymore, so they're… they have no color at all. Yet, they exist and are perfectly visible to a scanning electron microscope.
The visible light itself has just too long of a wavelength to bounce off of an object this small.
So yeah, there are truly colorless things that aren't void.

Low voltage: I flow in conductors and don't flow in isolators.
High voltage: ᴡ̢͕̲͋̀͝ʜ̺̪͍̲̒͌͝ᴇ̫͕̼̲̓͑́ʀ͍̝͎̲͛̐͝ᴇ̳͉̪̲͑͠ ɪ̟̠̼̲͑͆̚s͓̼͉̲͊͋̐ ᴛ͔̟̲̔͊͘ʜ̠͎̲͛͑̓ᴇ͕̞͖̲̈́̀̕ ғ̡͓̝̲͐͘ᴜ̺͍͉̲̐̈́ᴄ͖̞̺̲̓̕̕ᴋ̢͓̘̲͋̚ɪ̟͚̲͑͒̾͜ɴ̳̺̠̲̓͐͘ɢ̠͎̝̲̈́͊̕ ᴡ͔̦͔̲͆͐͘ɪ̟̪̟̲̽͝͝ʀ̝̪̻̲̈́͊̐ᴇ̺̳̲͊̈́̕͜

Just made this for my new project

Tin whiskers grow on solder joints and make shorts. They’re real, and they kill a lot of electronics.
The only known cure is adding lead to the solder, but modern standards only allow lead-free solder prone to tin whiskers. Leaded solder is the reason that early computers are still operational today.

Petition to allow medical equipment manufacturers to use leaded solder! Life support shorting out and burning in the middle of the night will kill the patient.

Communism: you have two cows. The state takes both and gives you milk for free. Then, the state sells one cow overseas for a bull, breed cows and get everyone unconditional free milk.

Capitalism: you have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You start breeding cows and selling milk. Then, Nestle comes and makes you go out of business.

Behold, the most American sentence ever uttered:
“Never sue a freedom-loving n*gga with a big-ass gun.”

Gotta make it a bumper sticker for my Ford F-350!

In Russian army, they have this funny tale:

“There is no better vagina
Than the asshole of your comrade
Yes, it smells worse,
But it for sure is tighter!”
In Russian language, everything rhymes perfectly.

Original:
Лучше нет влагалища
Чем очко товарища
Пусть и пахнет хуже,
Зато входит туже!

Fuck teocracy! Fuck autocracy! Fuck democracy too!

Catocracy, now! Let cats rule the country! Feed all christians to lions!

This is lead acetate. It looks like sugar and tastes like sugar, yet it’s as toxic as lead.
Have a good day!

I made it

You use English because it’s the only language you know
I use English because it’s the only language YOU know
We are not the same