Happened just now:
Client: Please remove this page from the site ASAP, and tell me when its done.
Me: Done
Client: what's wrong am getting an error code(404) when I click on the link.

Am not sure how to reply to that

Coworker was told to shift code from private repo into company repo. She literally copy pasted all the files into the other repo. 😁👍

Working a new job be like...

One reason for tons of android permissions in simple apps.

I recently installed an app that asked for like 12 permissions. The app obviously needed 2 of them. No more.
I was also right next to the guy that made the app and asked him, wtf?!
The answer:
"We based out app on some other one that needs all that and even though we use just a couple of it's features we can't be bothered to remove the others from the code."

Fuck this guy. Or whoever ordered him to do that.

Changed my repo name to titanic.

Now it's syncing...
Syncing...
Syncing...
Syncing....

~nixCraft

Hahaha 😂😂

I envy windows users, so many opportunities to shine on devRant... sad linux user

Really cat...

Photoshop,...

because why use an:

IDE / editor,
terminal,
SASS/LESS compiler,
package managers,
git,...

when you can make your website as a photo, slice it up and export to html. EASY PEAZY

Well said mate... well said...☝

Never do any single project, no matter how small it is, without Version Control.

Api's in the morning, ipa's in the evening.

Typical paranoia's when developing a website
- what if the user has JS turned off ?
- what if he is using the site without a monitor ?
- what if the user's electricity is off ?
- what if there's no user ?

Linux is only free if your time has no value.
- Jamie Zawinski

Something which I felt inspirational.. As a programmer or as a Human being, it's our duty to teach others what we know well !
(My Personal opinion)

I hope that was a typo.

When your GitHub repo gets a star

Reading other people's code.

Everybody loves Man In The Middle jokes.

Well, everybody except Alice and Bob.
😂

What color do you want the database?

The post button should say "Commit"

Oh yes the timing is impeccable

Love your job, not your company.

When fixing things:
Linux = be root
Windows = reboot

When you are enjoying but windows doesn't like to party

Visual Studio sucks.
Atom sucks.
Sublime Text sucks.

Windows Movie Maker is the real editor for code.

Gary's a prick

As a Dev,
I hate writing Docs.

As a Dev,
I hate it when there's no Docs.

Vicious Cycle.

So this happened in my computer science class

Creepy guy trying to be cheesy (to this pretty girl): "you're like a ; to my code"
Girl: "we're studying python, bimbo"

(Whole class laughed)