I guess my dog doesnt like Dev rant. Bye bye 1.5 year old stress ball :,(

A sad day it is

Today I learned: typing "man ascii" into the terminal on Linux will print out the ascii table.
Guess I don't need to go online to find it anymore

!Rant

So the interns tried to 3d print a rubberduck and it got stuck mid way.

Guess i have a coding duck now
I call her "Detached HEAD state"

So YouTube is busy soft launching it's new look and guess what?... It has a dark theme!

I guess unix was made by pervs as I have to command it to Touch, Finger, Unzip, Strip, Mount, Fsck, Unmount and Sleep

We learn our whole life .. I guess I'll have to try it out.. xD

Évolution.. so basically I have tried to grow a beard but it was too annoying and too scratchy so I dropped.. like all those side projects I guess...

It is 2:15am and I am alone in the office. I seriously hear a mechanical keyboard, but nobody else is here. I guess I die tonight.

This girl wrote "Hey handsome" on a napkin and gave it to me. It was written in Python 2.7.

I guess you could say we're serious now.

That's us 40years ago...

Guess IT was never sexy

I finally get in the mood to work on my side project and GUESS WHAT? THE API IM USING FOR IT IS FUCKING DOWN 😂🔫

This fucker has some balls (I'm being completely ignorant), the day his website goes live guess who is going to flood it with Dados attacks.

Just finished all the form function, time to clean up I guess.

Did you guys like to write it clean from start or do it later at the end?

I found a duck today and just had to put a little cape on it 😂
I guess you could say..I really want the d 😏
Sadly I could not convince it to become my companion 😭

I guess everyone should answer it.

Guess who's birthday it is! It's my birthday and that are my birthday gifts my GF gave me 😍🤩
Also starring Dick-butt Debug-duck!
I feel blessed. 😁

brother in law spills Sprite allover his laptop and it dies, guess who he calls.

This is my first rant ever.
I guess You could call it...rant[0]

Oops! I just cooked my duck, so not really a rubber duck but I guess it works 🤔

I might quit my job today, guess it depends on how nice the lunch is 🙄🙃

Using web2py, I wrote an SMS center for an African country and my company sold it for 1 Million dollars. I guess it was a success as it took me 10 days to develop it's initial release.

I was going to say almost 20 years of Dilbert... Then realized it's closer to 30...

Guess the problems of IT never go away...

I guess it isn't just blue screens found in the wild now.

1.5 hours of UI and performance enhancements for the UWP app on Windows Phone, and guess what greets me when I plug it in.
//kill me
//yes I restarted both

typeof NaN in JS is "number"

and.. yeah thats it, no other jokes are necessary here I guess

1. Buy a road
2. Name it after an sql injection
3. Have mail delivered to you
4. ...
5. Profit... I guess?

After struggling for weeks with SSL settings I finally asked @linuxxx for help.

Guess what, he made it work in about 5 minutes!

HOLD THE FUCK ON!

Since when has devrant had a swag store?!

Never knew it existed untill like an hour ago, guess I'm loading up on dev ducks on pay day!

Saw a silent mouse. No clicking noise.
Ohhh thats pretty cool I guess.
Tested the silent one and normal one.
Liked the normal one because it has clicking noises.

Anyone watched 'Jhonny English Strikes Again'? This is the code that drives the exoskeleton... I guess it just needs a random number to work. 😂😂

Valve deployed a CS:GO update this Friday, guess what. It had quite a few bugs.

Never deploy on a Friday, please.

"I know, I'll set my password as '12345'. No one will guess it because it's too simple right? RIGHT?"

Was searching how to embed youtube video in html and found this in w3schools..... The guy who wrote this turorial hates auto play i guess.... It really is annoying 😡

Debugger...Chicken I guess? Got it from one of my students last year. Adapter for scale. It's not the size that matters...

Guess what's in it ?

Got some feedback for an app today via email...
"You are a fucking idiot! Stupid piece of shit!" Well, I guess one user didn't like it then... Rude fucking wankhat!

!rant

I got bored at school and I always wondered how a tattoo similar to this would look, it is okay I guess... just don't stare it for too long 😂😂😂

Well, guess I'm eating my shoe it seems .-.

(Trying to get font rendering working in SDL2 and for whatever reason, loading a direct TTF file works but as soon as I load it into RWops and pass to SDL, it suits the bed)

Guess what's even worse than reading the code of someone else?
Reading your own code after not working on it for a couple of days.

damn it... I guess I should move

The stickers just arrived.
Can you guess what brand is it covering?

Not sure what I'd do when it happens but from the looks of it Amazon want to start the AI takeover.

I guess I'll still develop games as a hobby :D

I guess gitkraken is actually serious about it, they now added mobile apps too

Introduced my friend to VSCode. He was skeptical about switching from Sublime to Code but he decided to try it out anyway.

Guess what's his favourite editor now 😂

Very cool gadget. Nice packaging, has few heavier than it looks. I’m impressed 👌 Can anybody guess what it is? 😼

Just realized what was wrong when I was about to post on stackoverflow. I guess just writing it down helps sometimes...

I saw lights and got in ... What it this place ?
And hello everybody I guess

!rant

found this when wanting to check a notification, paused it multiple times, and my boss was: why does this keep on stopping!

Guess I better not do it again if I want to keep my job lol

I wanted my colleague Mathew to write a background process on running powershell scripts at random intervals, based on input files...Guess we will call it Matt Daemon

I really like how Opera Mini says it has an AdBlocker implemented, yet the app 'Contains Ads' according to Google. Guess it's not an effective blocker.

Today's project.
The first Dev who can guess what it is gets 10 points

Just discovered devRant. Can't get off it. I guess that is it for me and coding then. I will be scrolling through all the rants for the rest of my life.

I guess it is that time of the year

Is it just me or every other back end dev that has this weird habit of trying to guess the back end used in every website you visit ?

So I guess all the cool kids have to post it at least once... Here's mine.

It works.. I guess? 🤣🤣

Started working at 3:30am today.
That either means I am dedicated or stupid. Maybe both.
For sure, my boss doesn't appreciate it, so I guess that makes me stupid then :)

I guess I could say back to the old LOGO turtle days, but it wasn't until university that I began using the good turbo c compiler and it's DOS platform

I used the kiwi emoticon once, now it is in the recently used forever 🥝 thats life I guess

Came across this gem. Thought more people ought to see it. 😂 Guess no one in that repo had a sense of humor.

Almost sure the shirt I ordered didn't have fml on it. It was the one with only devrant logo.
Guess now I will be cool and edgy.

Gotta do it, I guess.

???? Guess it was my other account before I could change usernames.

SO is down, guess it's time to call it a day 😂

If you guess the product then you will get signed version of that product! By Andy Rubin (Twitter)

I have a dual OS on my laptop. I just realized It's been 4-5 months I haven't used one of the two OS can you guess what it might be !!!

Guess who got closed!! Yes it is Android Studio -.-
Memory is free now :')

So it seems Google got intimidated by WhatsApp's payment feature.

Guess what Google did, they integrated chat functionality to their payment app. 😂

I guess yet another chat app from Google

Shopping with my girlfriend when I spot this. Nobody to see for miles. Guess this wouldn't pose a problem, would it? I mean it wouldn't say secure Id, if it wasn't secure...?

I guess someone couldn't be arsed to dedent a whole load of code. I can't really criticise though: I do it too.

I started interning at a non IT Company, first thing I did was fix the printer 😂
I guess this is our destiny

I was having this poetic exchange with the maintainer of a vscode extension.
I guess he didn't see it coming... 😛👨‍💻

My grandfather has two anti virus programs installed, but only wants one.
Guess who has to fix it...

Sure Walmart, I guess you could call it that.

Got my stickers. High quality and looks so good that I don't even want to put it on my laptop. I guess I will try to sell it on the black market.

I'll just say it: fuck CSS. I seriously loathe working with it. But, I guess I gotta still be good at it if I wanna be a competent web developer, right?

Well, I know you guys are tired of all the Hacktoberfest rants but I got mine this morning and I'm excited! Guess you gotta deal with it 😂😂😅

Solid cube of command blocks. Any guesses what it does?

Hint: hasbro.

(There aren't many context clues in the image, so you'll probably need to blindly guess)

Our job is basically doing something new or something we've never done everyday and trying to guess things over and over again until it works.

Guess what this App is written in (Lib/Framework/Language). You won't possibly believe it. (As I also didn't.)

Desktop: Gnome Shell with Pop-Dark-Compact.

!rant

Hahahaha just typed "teste" (Portuguese for test) in duck duck go and it showed me a picture of testicles ( I guess...) With huge "Testicle" written above it in the middle of the office hahahaha

Hope no one saw that, it was funny.

All of a sudden the Macbook Pro power adapter was broken yesterday. Guess how much does it cost just to replace it?

Fuck you Apple. If you're gonna overprice, it make it durable and good quality dammit.

Anyone that tries to solve my Stackover flow question, gets down voted 😂 What's worst, I got down voted after 20mins. Worst, it can't be solved! Fuck! Guess no sleeps tonight

found these goodies for free today. guess I'm not sleeping this weekend.

Is it normal that I enjoy reading research papers XD ???

Yesterday I learned there was a chat feature in StackOverflow. I learned this because I finally for once in my life have StackOverflow reputation.

Discussing my excitement:
“Guess what topic it was.”
“Was it regex?”
“It WAS regex!”

Got internship opportunity. It's just an internship, but still it feels exciting and surreal for me. It feels weird because there is not really anything exciting about salary.

I guess it's the "my first job opportunity" butterfly.

update : love my new job... but, holly crap the sharepoint environment is a cluster fuck... guess who has to fix it... -!-

I feel as though when I design something it looks like shit... I guess when they say you’re your biggest critic it’s true.

Was filling an important form. It required my updated CV. Turned on windows to edit my CV. Turned it off and guess what...
Has been like this for the last half an hour

I can't identify the weirdest worker...I guess that makes ME it? :(

That thing has got an eye of fish.Any guess what it is called?
.
.
.
Welp,It is🐠
.
.
.

Fish Eye Raspberry Pi Camera

I'm pretty sure people here might have noticed this by now, but why is it that the button is '++' but the notifications say '+1'? Shouldn't it go "<someperson> has ++'d your rant/comment"?

OK Google.... guess we'll play it the hard way....

I'll just upload all videos i want transcribed onto Youtube in smaller (10 minute?) chunks where machine transcribe is enabled...

Guess what was running and then killed
Yes it was Android studio building, however; it seemed it was trying to fill RAM and forgot what I asked it to do >_>

Got a nice PR merged. Happy because it's on a popular project with over 4k stars. Ashamed because 50% of the commits are changing indentation from 4 spaces to tabs 😌

All day long I'm adjusting this chair up but it just keeps slowly going back down. Time to go back to a standing desk I guess.

So I guess one of our clients suddenly switched to a different website service... Without being told. I went to their website and it's so not what I worked on. I still have pending tasks for it, but I guess not anymore.

I think it's the same case with another client from before.

The response to Unity Tiny seems to be mostly "wow such small". I guess it shows just how bloated software is these days...

I thought maybe it's time to change my Services NSW password, and chose =onWl?$2w/bxJ"UU as my new password...

I guess there's no escaping it. Aussies are dumb

This just came up in GitHub.
I guess my browser isn’t up to date??

And a second thing. Why does it even say that? GitHub seems to work perfectly fine.

Guess I just semi-wrecked my old testbed Android phone.

Don't you just love it when you touch on the screen in the middle and it registers as a touch to the top right corner? I sure don't.

Yay! Finnaly got to 10 Incréments, i can get a sexy new avatar ! And guess who was the dude who gave it to me :)

Guess who forced unwrapped Nullable value after making sure it was null... Yup that was me

(ಥ,_｣ಥ)

(ノಥ,_｣ಥ)ノ彡┻━┻

// This part of the code should never run

Came across that lovely comment when fixing a reported bug. Guess where the bug was? You guessed it XD

when I spend more time trying to decide on naming than actually writing code. Then when I decide on it, I rename it at least once because I second guess myself on the name.

So I got a call earlier today that a letter from the US arrived for me. I can only guess what's in it.

So I showed a prototype of a new feature to my colleague and guess what !! He took the entire idea and implemented it. 😡

Guess I asked for it by joining the Windows Insider fast lane but my desktop background has disappeared :((

Dammit. I guess I will have to be a Project Manager.

It will truly be the end times.

Who decides the question of the week? its 100 weeks of devrant i guess, this monday.
@dfox Should have a party and poll on it

I guess fuck it ! Lets pack the shit up ...

I am learning angular. As a beginner, I feel there is too much fiddling with this thing :-( ...anyway, I guess when you are used to it and understand why everything is the way it is it becomes normal and understandable.

Did a wireframe walkthrough and a fellow dev ask, "Which language is the app written in?" "Visio, exported to PDF ..." Guess it was a pretty good wireframe.

Rust is so modern, Google has future posts about it ;)

Back to the future, I guess..🚀

I liked everything about the Pixel, so I went to the Google Store to pre-order it only to see the price :( I'll just stick to my LG G2 until it breaks I guess.

I just noticed, it seems no one rants much about their work or work mates anymore... Or ever?

Guess I missed the notice...

Hate it when microsoft forces you to use windows to work with some software. Well guess fucking what?

Well, guess that's it for the day 😊

Valgrind is awesome. Today I fixed a lot of memory leakage / overflow bugs thanks to it. An guess what? Now, everything works!

Need urgent change for the site, it takes 5 minutes I guess, no more than an hour anyway.

Can you do it during your break? Thank you

Changed home wifi password to "Don't ask me shit"
and my dad asked for the password for his new device
guess how it ended
😂🤣

Just lost hours of work because the winforms designer decided to send half my elements to (11, -8000) and resize others to (0,0). No matter what I did, there was no moving them back. And every change I made was reverted by some unknown mechanism.

Thankfully, I still have the user controls I built. But I still have to rewire 3k lines worth of form events.

So i got myself a TeamTreeHouse subscription last month to learn python. But I guess I'll have to discontinue.

My laptop can't take it anymore. I'll have to wait until I buy a new one 😅

I have to choose between paying for sister's education loan or my laptop. Guess who is in not getting a laptop 🙂

The new guy just locked our server account (I was using it, thats why he couldn't login) and the IT guy from the client has already left...

I guess its and early day...

And yet another blackout.

Yesterday it was a free day for me because of blackout. Today starts the same.

I guess I should take a vacation soon.

"Do you know you can even download images via Google search and save it or print it? Guess what, that's the secret to my template images."

I guess the dev community is very fierce and unforgiving. That's what I don't like about it.

Can someone tell me what's with the yellow rubber ducks? What is the story behind it ( or its usage which , i guess, is related to debugging)?

Set up my little raspberry pi and installed postgres. Now when it boots I can ping it for about half a minute then it crashes. So I'll install it locally I guess...

For the last month WhatsApp doesn't want to open anymore. I guess its time to drop it and tell people to text me again.

Byebye last facebook product I was using.

The New Year goal....
Is.....to master it........o0
Guess..it takes quite some time.

Got to work today to find out our staging server HDD has gone poof... Guess who's gonna have to reconfigure it...

Setting up a Haskell environment on Windows is fucking AIDS. Guess I'll screw it and just use ANTLR for my compiler.

Dad's coworker (he was a software engineer, I guess it runs in the family) was selling his pentium 2 computer for 100$ and my dad bought it for me to play chicken invaders. Those were simpler times...

Personal Opinion - I consider investing in stocks or anything related to that as Gambling. I hate it. Guess someone had a bad experience lol

I am a learn it all, do what you can kind of guy. I work alone so Fullstack I guess, hate UI though, god saves boostrap.

Two days into the new year and you got made redundant after working there!
Yeah cheers for that! Could done it last year.

Guess it's back to apply for jobs.
/rantover

I tried setting up an F* development environment on a Mac…

Yeah, that’s the rant. You can probably guess how it went…

Wow. This piece of bullshit runs completely flawlessly in the debugger, but throws exceptions like fuck when running it normally. How am I even supposed to find that fucker of a bug?

How're those umlauts going for you NordWestBahn?

For non-germans: this is supposed to mean düsseldorf if you couldn't guess it already

I've been pondering for days what my first post is going to be. I guess this is what it will be.

Updated our rancher setup today and it just completely fucked the server, kubernetes stopped working, rancher stopped working. Guess who's going to install kubernetes manually next week? ;--;

Client said "should we add this moving newsfeed bar to make it look more modern?"

It looks like fucking crap and costs 100€ per Year.. i guess we should not add this peace of shit.

I just cleared my trash/recycle bin (or whatever it’s called on your system). It cleared up 65 gb........ just about time to clear that shit I guess

Yepp, i guess we , single programmers could make a good use of it .

Guess who just spent the entire day before launch debugging why compose doesn't work on an ec2 instance where I DIDN"T INSTALL FUCKING DOCKER

I guess this is the key difference between me and seniors. Seniors know where to look where shit breaks because they have been breaking it for at least 5 years.

So, today this robot really didn't want to move how I want it to move. 😒

Tomorrow, again, I guess.

Smh.

*sobs in robot voice*

Trello + time camp + gmail to trello.

I clock any task, having a clock makes me want to finish it faster. I guess it is a leftover from gaming.

Soo, i just downloaded unreal engine, let's connect it to clion and write / learn some cpp i guess

Hmm I wish I had some intuition when it comes to software architecture I guess. Being able to pick the right patterns and understanding what I'm doing.

Spent 2 weeks writing code in different services
Today D-Day for integrating all of it. And guess what, Friday evening and it's not working.

The new janitor lady keeps throwing away the water bottle on my desk after I leave.

I'm trying to be green here and she's making it quite frustrating... I guess I have to hide it from her.

I changed nothing but now it works.

It's been over one week since I started battling this bug. I guess I'm glad it's fixed, but how, and why?

Guess this is the last random post for me on devRant.

Finally got on the meme train and well it all started here for me seeing this one (template) years ago

Got a new gaming laptop a couple weeks ago.
Was using Manjaro on my previous laptop and it gave me headaches. Random freezing, random shutdowns, etc. I tried several distros but every time I got frustrated. I guess that laptop didn't support Linux distros very well.
:/
I guess I'll stick with Windows.

Fall Creators Update did some changes to Bash on Windows, first they renamed it to WSL(Windows Subsystem for Linux) and now you can have multiple distros on it.

They also added it to Windows Server.

I have no idea why people would use Windows Server, but I guess that if you are forced to use it, you can now use Linux utilities on it, so woot? I guess.

There's an angular project at work.

I guess they know about as much about angular as I do (not much)

Because the error page isn't working, so when you get an error, you infinite loop and DDoS yourself.

It actually crashes my (admittedly subpart) desktop.

Guess I'll be learning how to fix that.

I find it hard to pickup a new tech unless i need to build something with it. I guess i learn better by doing than just reading.

upside I guess, if your website's content is generated by JavaScript I'm too lazy to find an emulator to scrape it off you

granted I'm sure this website's business would've been much better had they made it scrapable since I'm quite literally trying to retrieve their capabilities listed in one of their help pages and give myself alerts when they gain new features

but no, I guess

I guess it is time to restart the beast

Read the documentation!

...(follow docs)

Why did you do it that way?! The documentation is outdated!!

...(doesn't read docs makes best guess)

Why didn't you follow the documentation??!!

Sigh.

Oh look my website's stopped spitting out errors on every page load and I didn't even touch it!

I guess this confirms that it was my webhost's fault.

Ha.

When you work for a multinational organization that's adopting scrum. We don't swarm, our PO isn't even in the same building, and one of your teammates hates git (loves TFS).

Fake it till you make it I guess?

Resizing my partitions without backup and moving them between disks.

Never had a failure but i guess it could be risky

A year since the Group Manager stepped into the position, 4 team leads have moved to other companies.
He is known to be politician/manipulative..

Guess what, Now there's a new Team Lead position and I was offered it.

It will be a step up for me, from senior engineer, and in other circumstances I would take the job in a heartbeat.

I guess it is not the time to step into leadership role.

What would you do?

Well, well, well, Ubuntu. You piece of shit. Just installed selinux and guess what? Now it won't boot. Fuckin hell.

*thinking to myself*
Would it be faster to try to guess/remember the correct syntax and type out this line of code, or search for it on Google, then copy and paste it?

Firefox quantum has shown us what is "back with a bang" called. 😈😈 #smoothasbutter #fastlikelight
I guess, I have praised it a lot ! 🙈🙊
#childrensdaygift

Well, I left my job to continue my study.
I guess that explains it all.

Who cares to guess what caused this error and why it took me 6 hours to figure it out?

Tried learning a new language to add to my CV, guess I haven't got it in me.
Fluent in google translate will have to do for now.

Every company seems to be changing up there logos....well that company did it, I guess we should as well

What in the holy hell is a pointer to function and function pointer.I guess they have a purpose, I hate their existence. It's solely because it is complicated

I just keep randomly download apps and i can't stop it... Specially the geeky ones...
Guess I'm literally appholic:/

Hey guys. Next week i wil have my first programming interview (C stuff) aaaand well, as everybody was i guess, i'm very anxious about it. It's my first interview and i want it to go well! Any advices? ^^

Erm, instead of trying to guess my gender, just put “Dear <first name>” and leave it at that. It’s actually quite insulting

Forgot to add build.prop to ported rom. I guess, that is the problem why it is not booting up.. :/

FREAKING STUPID **** EXCEL
Goddammit, spend hours and hours debugging a csv file generation... It always missed a zero.... Guess what: Excel deletes fucking shit leading zeros -_-

Me: Hey, that modification though it will fix the issue, it will add a lot of tech debt in the future.
Lead CoWorker: We'll take care of that when that happens.
Guess who's fixing that TODAY?

null >= 0 and null <= 0 but null !== 0 neither it is > 0 nor < 0

Guess the language

#fml

So I reinstalled Ubuntu server and set the ip to 204, but I forgot that I assigned a static ip to it in my dhcp. I guess it has two IPv4 addresses now? How? Only one NIC 🤔

"Everything was just a wild guess. And it takes a while to get confident that you’re guessing pretty good. " - Jerry Seinfeld

Something messed up with my dR++ billing but I guess whatever, fuck it, this pmatform's doomed anyway 🤷

Who thought this was a good idea

oh well if they couldn't care to initialize the variable I GUESS WE'LL MAKE IT RANDOM

There is probably a reason for it... somewhere

Worst was so bad im ashamed of mentioning it here...

Best was switching from ubuntu to fedora i guess, at least that's the best i remember

Why is it that I'm some able to get things working only after I make a guess complaining to technical support about how it's not working...

And it seems no one else has raised the issue.

So I didn't realize it was going to take a global pandemic to work from home, but I guess it did and it's great!

if you were looking at one of my project's source code, you could easily guess what's the first file created: that's the only file with absolutely 0 comments in it.

I hate developers that don’t apply logic to non programming concepts. Like when someone declares what they don’t want instead of what they want. For my sake just say what you want to see.

I’m thinking of an animal. Guess what it it is not. Congrats you probably won.

I’m thinking of an animal. Guess what it is. Sorry you probably got it wrong.

I'm leaving my internship. It was fun and now I'm sad that my day job isn't coding. Guess I gotta think of some projects for myself...

ok, I think I'm good to go now,
the shitposts are too much,
the devs don't give 2 shits about the apps

i guess bye, it was fun

[semi-rant, kinda-story]

Day two: Managed to persuade IntelliJ IDEA into, uh, functioning.
Although it still does funky stuff like trying to force JDK v6 for bytecode compiled from Kotlin (the project's not even legacy spaghetti and JDK v6 isn't even installed).
Still had a few problems while setting up the rest of the local dev environment of the project I'm assigned to (which has been caused by documentation accidentally being followed in the wrong order, which I updated in turn, in order to prevent other people from doing the same mistake), but now I can finally work on tickets!

I love that not all tickets are marked as urgent or important, only a few!

Now the fun begins 😎

"Gradle build sucvedsfully finished in 14min46secs"

At least it finished I guess 😐