Prof: Okay guys, i need a flash drive to put a copy of your next project.

Me: *pulls out a flash drive and sho-..*

Prof: except you, I dont trust you.

I trust machines more than humans.

Except when I'm hitting that Ctrl+S. Gotta hit it at least like 4 times before I can start believing :-P

Comment your own code.

"But nobody except me will see..."

COMMENT YOUR OWN CODE!!!

Every user of any app: "damn these annoying ads. I hate ads!"
Average devRant user: "Dfox, add ads please so we can support you more."

What a wonderful community (except those who repost memes). ❤️

"Programming is like writing a book... except if you miss a single comma on page 156 the whole thing makes no damn sense" - unknown

Every website now except mine.. well, when it goes live 😂. Anyway found on Twitter

The wonderful modern day internet community (except devRant)

Everybody loves Man In The Middle jokes.

Well, everybody except Alice and Bob.
😂

My team is like the Avengers except instead of different superpowers we all have different personality disorders.

Except when there's no answers...

This, but except it was Docker.

This is the coding rig for everyone that claims himself THE REAL PROGRAMMER (and everyone else except him is just an idiot, a noob or a kiddo).

Manager cracks a joke, everyone in the team laughs except one guy.
Manager : Didn't you understand the joke ?
The guy replies : I resigned yesterday

I thought I was a hardcore geek until I came on here.

Super chill enviroment tho

Programmers are some of the nicest people you will meet.

Except the 12 year old hackers.

Except for vim...

The Manager cracks a joke. Everyone in the team laughs except one guy..

Manager asks him- Didn't you understand my Joke????

The guy replies - I resigned yesterday
😝😁😁

except Exception as e
pass

Although I no longer fix other people's computers, except family and close friends...

I just woke up, the sun is out...

Crap I must missed my alarm!

Wait is only 6am....

I love summer? Except for the heat

Being a developer is like being a surgeon. Except a monkey tells you where to cut.

Being a programmer is easy!
It's like riding a bike
Except
The bike is on fire
you're on fire
everything is on fire
and you're in hell

DevOps is like development, except there is zero test coverage, everything is a race condition, and there are a million variables declared as global. 😡

I now feel like an esports gamer...

Except I don't actually have any games or plan to get any....

This rings so true. I'm a full stack backend engineer except it was today I managed to vertically align something in css🤣 which are you?

Everyone in my school (except for us IT ofc) not joking.

This is true for me also, except for the boss one.

Had my first official job review with the boss today. I should try to swear less but except for that it's going great!

Yay!

Back in 2008, I had a colleague who often smiles and giggles while looking at the screen.

Sounds normal yeah? Except there's nothing on the screen but Eclipse, a Java IDE.

6 engineers in the team, 6 of us using a different IDE/editor.

Everyone except me is wrong, amirite? :P

Guilty of this, except the damn thing even crashes during the reboot 😢

Except uninterruptable sleep...

I took an AI class and we'd have weekly AI poker tournaments. I beat everyone in the class every week except one, and I even beat the professor a handful of times!

Everyone but me in my team touches the screen. Everyone except for my one co-worker G, she mashes it like the screen is at fault for the code being bad.

We are moving to kubernetes.
Nothing much has changed except we now get to say
it works on my cluster.
instead of
it work on my machine.

I code, watch Big Bang Theory, sip coffee, and code again. I never leave the doorsteps except for my classes. Some say my life is sad.

Is it? Anyone out there like this?

Everyone's on annual leave. Except me.

Productivity is up 500%.

Weird.

2007
Works in all browsers, except IE. Rewrite JavaScript to work in IE.

2017
Same but replace IE with Edge.

i hate everything about programming except programming.

i hate version control, i hate agile, i hate package managements, i hte deploying, i hate clients. I hate that i cant get shit done.

There is no place like 127.0.0.1, except devRant.

So the CSS code I'm working on has a terrible vertical alignment problem on every browser except IE11. Using `display: flex` =_=

I'm not joking this alignment glitch is driving me nuts! Deadline tomorrow.

Programming is like writing a book... except when you miss a single comma on page 126, the whole thing makes no sense.

Me: "I'm a programmer."
Them: "Oh! You work in IT!"
Me: "Kind of, except it takes years to mast the craft."
Then:: "Oh! You work in IT!"

!rant at all

My boss might quit. He's apparently tired of the abuse our job entails.

I'm not seeing much "abuse" except from him.

Asked my Tech Lead a question, told me everything in Software Engineering, except the answer to that question!!

I code, drink, and from Java (yes it's an actual place). Except my life doesn't run on JVM. Or does it?

My "new desktop PC".
6 core xeon CPU with hyperthreading x2 (24 virtual cores) over clocked to 3.9ghz

128gb ddr3 ecc ram
256gb SCSI hard drives in RAID 0
256 Samsung ssd
AMD r9 something something 8gb ddr5 vram gpu

Got it for £120 on eBay (except for the ssd and gpu). Still missing a sound card :(

I have no idea on what to use it yet except for development but I thought it'd be cool to build a pretty good "desktop pc" for around £350-£400.

Nobody cares about your projects except when they aren’t working

not the worst by itself, except I keep finding them everywhere

if(thingThatIsTrue == true) {
// omfg
}

or it's inbred cousin

if(!thingThatIsTrue == false) {
//herpa derp
}

So I finished my personal website. It works fine on every browser... Except IE. All JS functions pass the compatibility check and I don't get any errors. Great.

Apple knows so much about me 😄

..except the fact I use the metric system 😒

Silicon Valley Season 4 is coming on HBO in April...

Its one of my favs when it comes to series...
What do you watch? Except Mr. Robot

Wireshark

Except I know nothing about how to use it.

"at least 1 special character except < ' ; / - [ % _"
Also known as "Hey, look at me, I'm vulnerable to SQL injection and a lot of other fun stuff!"

Python and C walk into a bar.
Except python walked in an hour later.

As a developer, always expect the unexpected! Except when deploing to production on friday afternoons, then you know exactly what to expect.

Outlook is the shittiest mail client ever .. whenever I develop an email template it comes nicely to any other email clients... except for this shit which ruins everything..

Girlfriend's vs my setup.

it's like David & Goliath, except here Goliath is the strong one.

Hm...I would except since COVID started, moved back to my parents, so use my dad's laptop for work... He uses it on weekends.

A little free advise
Don't use IE except for DL other browsers

Firefox Quantum is amazing! I really like it... Except for the square tabs... They aren't aesthetically pleasing.

At someone's wedding. Don't know anyone except my wife. She knows noone except for me and the bride.

Already spotted 3 programmers and I can give you my hat to shit into if that particular one of the three doesn't own a macbook. It's all over his face...

In accordance with the ancient traditions of our people, we must first build an app that does nothing except say "Hello world". - react native docs

Greetings from Greece! Except for one podcast I left all my dev related stuff at home to enjoy the sun😌
Hope y'all are having a great day!

Behind-the-scenes of basically every commit titled "added exception handling"

Well I didn't except that to start on one of my stackoverflow post x)

Windows Update Breaks all Browsers except edge must be a coincidence

🤘 😈😈😹 🤘
Wordpress documentation...
"
Hi all, 😎 welcome to wordpress.
Use it as your last resort. Fuck all programming langs. Php is love, php is life."

Oh by the way documentation also says:
"
Wordpress gives you all the freedom you can imagine. Say for instance... You can use any language for server EXCEPT python, ruby, java, c# and many more.[note: Keep looking for the updated list of EXCEPT as new languages come we add it here.]
"
😂😂😂

I unfriended every person at work on my Facebook except 2. I don’t know how I let my social media become so open to folks I work with. 😒

I absolutely love Lambda expressions.
Except for when I didn't write them myself or they are not commented.

Today is "Beer consumption glorification day"

Everyone is welcome, except that one fucker

!rant

I nerver met any other programmer in my real life.. i mean seriously. except job etc.

This just happened at work, except for the fact the entire database was dropped...

Relatable - except I don't enjoy python 😂

It's 2:37. I was up until this time 3 times this week working on projects for 6 different clients. I have no reason to be up right now except to be on DevRant.

!rant
> Joins voice chat with friends
> They're talking about virtual data quantities.
> One of them mentions petabyte.
> Everybody except me proceeds by making jokes about how "petabyte" sounds like dog food and other miscellaneous things.

1. When you want Stickers, but things are actually going well and you have nothing to Rant about except
2. GOTO 1

Everything in life is replaceable.

Except for a Macbook.. 😑😒

You break that s*** you're done son!

Full automatisation of all jobs, except programming ;), make robots to do everything.

IE is crap. Use Firefox.

Amazing that it still applies to this day, except maybe swap Firefox with Chrome, depending on preference.

Let’s make an app like LinkedIn except for tech nerds who wanna date. We shall call it KinkedIn - Dating for Nerds!

34 days without any sugar (except for fruits). Am i a hero already, or should i go for 2-3 months?

Being a developer is like being a mechanic at a car manufacturer. Except that everybody else in the company is completely clueless about how a car actually works and the client doesn't have a license.

At someone's wedding. Don't know anyone except my wife. She known noone except me and the bride.

/awkward
/help...

Pls no

Every browser is detected as Netscape 59.0 (Except, probably, IE, we'll never know..)

My setup.. Tbh I have nothing to say about it except that the colors of the left monitor are shitty af :D

Look what I got!
I don't know what do to with it, except for work related stuff.

Making my android application in like 9 months.

Feeling good, except that Gradle is hanging in my 16GB RAM, is it required to have 512GB?

Null: the mortal enemy of every dev's life...

Except where it makes logical sense of course...

Just noticed:
In every programming language, your first goal usually is to write "Hello World".

Except for php. There "phpinfo();" is the equivalent of that.

Those channels on YouTube that read Reddit posts, except they don't and they just copy paste text into Cepstral to have a robot voice. Effortless! I am going to make a SIMPLE Python script that makes those very same videos except at 10x the speed to show how easy it really is!

Why is it so hard to build reputation on stackoverflow?? Can't upvote, can't comment til I get 50 reputation, can't ask for question clarification so I can answer a question except in a comment...

try:
be_normal()
except TheyDidntBuyIt:
be_a_dev()

Fuck my internet banking.
My bank just created a "new" version of internet banking which literally looks the same except it freezes my browser all the time. WTF??!!

Figuring out where to put my devRant stickers is like picking variable names.

Except you can't refactor stickers...

Finally we release November release in December. All developers united against sneaky bugs.

God bless (drawing by me)

Nice to see all my new app's advertisement stats go up :)
Pageviews: 1316 (+41%)
Impressions: 1142 (+24%)
Clicks: 7 (+500%)

Except the only one that matters :(
estimated revenue: €0.03 (-25%)

Fuck you Admob!

What's the point in having a relaxation/fun/chill zone/room in your company when you never have the time to use it except maybe on your lunch break? 🤔🤔

Do you have a "I don't write bugs" colleague? Put your language equivalent of this around their code and wait.

try:
# their code
except Exception:
print('lmao')

Programming makes one more logical.

Except, when programming makes managers imagine they are more logical.

I am good to the programs I use.
I give the all the needed ram.
Except Android Studio, I don’t have a fucking server.

Compiled new linux kernel for my phone today.
All went good.

Except it got really hot and it appears that my sdcard died.

At least now I can tether over bluetooth.

You know that USB joke... well you see this cable fits both ways... Sort of except one doesn't work and will if you force it I guess u could break the input

Nothing hits harder than love except for "rm -rf /".. That sh*t leaves nothing behind..

SVN.

Nothing good comes with GUI for version control except for the graphs of branches. And this little tortoise thinks it's the shit.

Dev tools on any browser. Except IE.

This was like fixing bugs on a live site...except it could fry my arse as it had to stay on..

Except my class being full of fucking idiots (see another rant...) I wouldn't change nothing.
Pretty happy right now!

Thanks apple for that update, that added literally nothing except that now I have to pair my Bluetooth headset every day before work

Loving everything about the new Apple keyboard except the cursor keys. Moving up and down is soooooooooo fliddly!

I am a terrible person.
When I write js I awlays put semicolons...except on callbacks

And yet so true... Except the throw away part...

The list gets longer....

Git is distributed. What's on gitlab it's also on my 3 different machines. So I have 3 backups for the code. Not such a big deal except issues and PRs.

Pretty much every fucking member in a school project except the one.

Let's write an AI to be our next president. With machine learning, we can just train it with a bunch of history books.

"I'll just create these two tables without a foreign key. Nothing else will ever need this data except my app."

Another app looking at those two tables filled with information it needs:

Well I have a normal dream except I can see the people in it as an object with properties all over them. When they are in a bad mood I tried to debug them

I try not to be toxic on Social Networks (except dR) but man, some of the shit people post..

It really is a great feeling to be able to put your headphones in and lose yourself in the code for a few hours without interruptions (except for devRant of course).

Always test your fucking mocks
I spent 3 weeks debugging every part of the application, except for the mock network connection. The mock network connection didn't trigger closing events on the sender side.

Safari is the new Internet Explorer, except people are using it 🤦‍♂️

Happy 21 to me.... Hope am able to achieve something this time , except maybe fatness and failure

I'm digging bootstrap 4 and font awesome 5. Except, I'm the only one :(

If someone is paying you to write software you can be a software developer. If you are in school or learning on your own, then you are just a software developer in training. If you have been writing software for years and are starting to hate writing software, then you need therapy. BUT YOU WILL FOREVER BE A SOFTWARE DEVELOPER! ;-)

When you are switching teams and seems like everyone in the firm knows your next project except for you..

Was using tmux with mouse enabled before and now post-reinstall tried tilix, gotta admit - it can replace xfce4-terminal for me entirely, except for rice screenshots, because it doesn't support w3m lol

Bash

Has pretty much everything you may need, except for a TCP/UDP server functionality.

I mean, if it has a built-in TCP client -- why not create simplistic TCP server?
WHY???

"less is more" ... except on a FUCKING STACKTRACE, HOW THE FUCKSHIT FUCK SHITFUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DEBUG YOUR SHITTARDFUCKED BULLSHIT CODE

Dont know whztto say except it's a pleasure to pass bythe sea everyday

Everyone is developing (except me) :(

It's one of those days where I just don't want to work except it's the whole week actually.

that moment when you implement a new feature for product
while testing, QA comes and says everything is working fine except its not working properly in IE8🤔🤔

Not exactly a data loss, but on server hosting almost all of clients' websites.

$ crontab -e

Except finger slipped and it became -r. *facepalm*

PHPStorm is soo good! I like the integrated VCS, DB and Terminal (except the ugly cursor block). Also I like the powerful code autocompletion + material theme

But I will not ditch VS Code :)

When you see your calendar isn't filled with useless huddles and stand-up meets, which have no purpose except distracting and disrupting your flow and focus.

That's how! 😡

Aight devs, let's start a war.

Throw at me your best UI framework yet.

Anything (except game engines), cross platform preferable.

++ for why and how easy/hard to learn.

I just created a users table and added everything except two important fields:
1. FirstName
2. LastName
I only found out when I started working on my service T_T

I'm sorry, I have sinned :(

When you find a bug that affects all browsers EXCEPT Internet Explorer... How...?

Why the FUCK does Safari suck so much at implementing things that already WORK on every fucking browser except that apple piece of shit?

Python: We don't need interfaces except when we do

That feel when everyone else gets an sdk except the language you are working with.

Finally I am in my new job!
Everyone is working in a project except me and I can only use IE11 and Chrome... :'(

Week started of great.... :/

I always leave my laptop at work, except this weekend. Guess what I forgot to bring to work today....

I belive that except stock android, every other custom android UI sucks.
Especially Samsung UI and MIUI

Who else shares my opinion?

Lovely dualboot, except that the keyboard and trackpad are not supported...

"Everything in life is replaceable, except your Mac, if you broke that... You are done ..."

< A week, and I dropped my Mac... :-/

The most shittiest feeling in competitive programming is when your code passes all the test cases except the last three. 🤓😌

Work on a Python mapping project, get everything right except changing color of points on the map. Take a long break on that project, come back and realize I made a capitalization error 😂😂

No indents, except a couple of random senseless ones here and there, nightmare! And I had to debug it😖

Tis was the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
EXCEPT THE BUG IN MY SOURCE
🎅😡

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone!

Debugging when you deallocated an objected which is still referenced by pointers else where is like find waldo with a 2x2 meter picture. Except you don't know what waldo looks like.

except Exception e:
pass

Everywhere. I'm so happy to debug this codebase :').

* Fix sleep schedule
* Eat better and gain 20 pounds
* Don't yell at future contributors
* Be very kind to everyone except that one "client"
* Review every PR with patience except that ones from that "client" because I am a petty maintainer
* You'll never understand the pain, "client". Be a human or eat shit.
* Maybe be a maintainer at a different open source project so I don't have to deal with script kiddies 24/7
* Fix sleep schedule so I won't be dev ranting at 6am

- Got one more section to rewrite from this thesis and I'll be done. (except for stuff after review)
- Have zero ass to sit down and actually do the final trims.

Smh.

Finally got a working hackintosh setup except that it says I only have 7MB of vram. I'm starting to see why developers just buy the Mac and burn the cash 😑

--Nothing it's free at this world!

---Except everything under GPL, MIT or other Open licenses LOL ;-)

Any commitment except git commit used to scare the hell out of me :P

Arch Linux: the rick and morty of the linux world

except with at least 1 (one) benefit i can cite

pacman + pacaur

that's about it

Automate in android is the best task automation tool, its very powerful and can do anything

except send a post request

"It’s OK to do stupid things, except when you notice them." - Kenny Shopsin

When I lose a game, I look around in my life trying to find something that I'm good at and realize that I suck at everything except programming.

I've got an offer from college development team to make a school website with them.
I've no idea of web dev except HTML, CSS, basic js and PHP.
Should I get in?

question:I just learnt c++ programming language and i really cant find a use of this language except iot and really simple programs,how can i make gui programs, or should i learn more languages??

Happy holi everyone
I hope you write more colorful code. (except for those who use Notepad)

Found this gem reccurently in the codebase;

except Exception:
raise Exception("badthingshappend")

Guys I think I might have adhd and I might be bipolar. Except I have brown parents that aren’t very understanding

Works on every machine except the QA.

A colleague figured he would fix our performance issues by replacing .Count() > 0 statements with .Any()

Perfect idea, except he just did a replace all.

But hey,
var totalCount = items.Any();
Might have its uses.

rant, but !really.

Trying out this new Kotlin language. Pretty cool, except for...

val str: String = "what the fuck is this syntax?"

That annoying co-worker that goes to the office late and does nothing all day except to update his Facebook status every 5 minutes.

All our developers from abroad has finally arrived in the office \o/

Except our only black developer

2 week "conference" "meeting" in greece. Thought would also be a nice chance for a vacation. Except the cell network is absolute horseshit here, who the fuck uses 3g anymore??

Studying Nim for me is like mashing two potatoes with one fork, except it's raw and the fork is made out of plastic. (Still don't understand C/C++)

Learning React Native tonight, and I find this gem in their tutorial... "In accordance with the ancient traditions of our people, we must first build an app that does nothing except say "Hello world"."

When will be able to drop support for IE? Everything works EVERYWHERE ELSE except IE!!

Fealing another burn out coming...
And I can't do shit about it except quiting my lawsy job :(

MySQL. Relations. Every relation has an id for the FK.
Except one table. Why??

"BECAUSE I LIKE TO SEE THE INFO INSTEAD OF 73"

he is boss. He takes decisions.

vscode for now. I swap editors when I get bored of one. All editors have something cool to them. Except Vim. Screw Vim.

I realized I've been using Linux for almost 5 years. Who need Windows anyway (except for Office documents and some games).

I just can't stand dark mode (except for coding). It hurts my eyes. :/

I guess everyone in their company knows how to write unit tests except us.

Earlier I used to say "I am good at throwing and catching." After learning Expcetion Handling in C++, now I am saying, "I'm good at throwing and catching EXCEPT in C++."

What do you hate most in ANDROID DEVELOPMENT except gradle loading

When someone does not except your brute force solution 😂

Long day in the office and go out for bottomless pizza except that the restaurant is slower than old dial up Internet

does anybody of you do freelance work and outsource it to upwork/fiverr and living the sweet nothing to do life (except talking to the customer and writing briefings)?

Devrant works surprisingly well here in China, except for saving pictures everything else works(mostly) but it's still nice to be able to use it here

Anyone else have similar experience in their country?

After CSS Grid and Flexbox, I don't see the need for frameworks (except for utilities like margin and padding).

Change my mind 🙂

Being a fresh junior developer and trying to build experience is all well and good except when some companies ask for a minimum of two years experience...

how am i supposed to be interested in a company if they list all the requirements of what skills i HAVE TO HAVE, they list EVERYTHING except HOW MUCH FKING MONEY THEY PAY?

Grails 2.x all groovy syntax for code and configuration. Simple and elegant.

Grails 3.x all groovy syntax except for the main configuration file. Let's make that a YAML file. F#%king genius!

That disgusting moment when McDonald's wifi login form tells you that you are already logged in and yet you can't access to any page except their login form one -.-

which linux destro i should try ....Except ubuntu!!!!!

I do everything to have great time management except starting early.

Basically I manage minimizing how late I am extremely well.

Everything is temporary. Except change.

Having a method that is only called at one place is ok, if you want to tidy your code (except that that hope is long lost in this project). But if that method usually returns an array, except if it's an empty array, then it returns null, but at the only call location you handle that null case specifically to act just like it would if you just had returned that empty array in the first place, then I ask myself: Why separate that?