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Boss: Need the software ready till evening.
Me: Haste makes waste.
Boss: You are going to write waste anyway.7 -
Code not working.
Comment out code.
Slowly rewrite it bit by bit till it works again.
Check against commented code.
They're the same.
Wtf.
Seven hours wasted on this shit :/3 -
Future Teller: Your bad code and unhappy behavior will last till you're 30.
Me[curiously]: and after 30?
FT: You'll get used to it.3 -
What is your idea of 'perfect date'?
Me: DD/MM/YYYY
Seriously, living in US since last six months till, still not getting used to MM/DD/YYYY!!!19 -
"Oh you make games!
Can you make something like Pokemon Go? We you need to make it quick cause we only have 10 days till the event."
😓10 -
An Arch Linux user is like a Vegan. If you can't identify one, wait till they announce it to the world!
P.S: I'm a vegan!30 -
The real battle of distros......😂😂 even till now I have not settled on a Linux distro to use I am always testing them(for 3 years)
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devRant raised from 10 to 15 on a single rant for stickers.
Yeah, well, I’m gonna go print my own stickers with blackjack and hookers… In fact forget the stickers.
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Still haven't been paid for completed a retail shop project. But all is well, since the system will not start on Black Friday till I remove the if condition 😈9
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Me regarding the stickers, I just don't know if I should wait till I get my new laptop or just put them on my current one
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/*
Pickup line by a dev-
Hey girl,
I always thought `love` was a static class till you made an instance of it!
copied
*/2 -
We all once printed "Hello World" & were acting like a pro 😏
Cheers, we all made it till here, more than "Hello World! 🍺8 -
Perks of being an introvert:
Has been hesitant of sending a mail requesting stickers till now because I was afraid to be judged...-_-12 -
Didn't believe it till it happened to me!!
Was talking to a third year student...
Me: What languages can you code in?
Student: HTML, CSS
:/ FML
*facepalm*5 -
If there's anything I've learned till now then that's: You should know how to Google the *RIGHT* thing
Things I haven't learned: How to Google the *RIGHT* thing2 -
Completely unrelated to dev stuffs but I just pre-ordered the first physical album in my life 😍
Can't wait till half December 😋13 -
Client : I want a fully automated e-commerce website at the $50
Me : Who thought would negotiate till $400 😅
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I worked for months staying up till 3am almost every night in order to collaborate with a team on another time zone. No one ever praised me or thanked me or gave me a pat.
Yesterday two members of that team stayed up till 2am once for the first time in their lives to make a release. They got immediately labelled as the most dedicated employees.
Okay, sounds fair.7 -
Dear cursee,
It's Monday. It's already the middle of first month of 2019. There are clients expecting and waiting to see the finished projects. There are tasks with warning and delayed labeled on your boards. You have slept well. Ate well. Drank well. Only remaining thing left is to work and finish your tasks well.
You can do it. And you must.
Cheers,
cursee3 -
!dev
Oh French adminstration and bureaucracy,
How I wish upon thee,
Sincere sodomy with a rusted rake,
Till the insides of thy posteriors break.5 -
Aren't the spirits of the two mottos the same?
"72-10 don't mean a thing without the ring!"
&
"It's null till you ship it."
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Holy shit, can't wait till windows will actually have native tabbed windows, because clover hasn't been updated in a while.
Source: https://youtube.com/watch/...
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Accidentally plugged external disk into usb2 instead of USB 3 didn't realise till half way through 60GB VM's copy.2
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Long long ago, I had a dream to start a startup.
Till today I'm not able to find an idea.
Then, I realized ideas cannot be forced. They come when they come.6 -
While busy writing code, hardest discussion is should I go and pee or wait till a bit of pee is leaked in my underwear.10
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My stickers have just arrived! So happy! Also just over 50++ remaining till stressball! So excited to be part of this! Thanks @dfox
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Step 1: Download archlinux.iso
Step 2: realise your worthlessness
Step 3: Newborn awe for arch users.
Step 4: Ubuntu????
Just kidding though. Not giving up till system breaks atleast 7 times..😑7 -
I don't want to ctrl+z my family.
But is there a way to git stash the lot till I get this project done?3 -
Google was hiring till the last week. If you didn't apply, don't worry. They already has all your information. They will call you if they like you.6
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When you thought writing code on paper in university was bad, wait till you apply to Google and have one of your interviews writing code in Google docs.6
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Dear devs/studios,
Stop showing me ads while in the middle of a game or while I'm actively using the app. At least wait till the process is completed.1 -
Have you ever told yourself to code till 12am and realised that you wanted to fix that bug to the point the clock struck 5...1
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How long will it take till an AI creates "aiRant" where neural networks and AIs are writing rants about us? :-(2
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me: *procrastinates till 1:00
me: *feels sleepy. *grabs coffee. okay im gonna start working after i take a sip.
me: *takes sip. *opens devrant.
im still not working btw1 -
That moment when you are tired as fuck, sleep is at the doors... But you wanna carry on with your Node app till you have something cool to push 😬1
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Started learning Django yesterday evening. Great experience till now.
Particularly, this feature blew my mind. What a great framework!
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Jase deleting his accounts (yes, that plural) and creating new ones, is the only dR tradition that is alive till date.22
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To the cunts who use single character aliases for their SQL queries table joins... Suck my throbbing dick till you choke on it and die....
That's all... back to work10 -
You never know what you have till you lose it, I learned this after I launched my Ubuntu and I found my cursor to be absent :p
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It's almost 10 pm now. For some reason, I have a sudden strong urge to code something till morning. The problem is I don't know what to code.11
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How long till I can try again? Please, tell me! I'm dying to know!!
And I never got the verification code either.
---___---
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Spent 2 years of my career learning/working on a peice of technology/framework without proper guidance. Turns out whatever I learnt about it till now is useless
**cries internally**1 -
I've always been pretty tech savvy, but I never actually started coding till January in a beginner programming class. It's been almost a year and I've loved every step of the way :)
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Fuck the people who come to you at 4:55/5pm... Seriously, you've waited this long, whatever your issue/question is, it can fucking wait till morning. Go home!!2
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Open devrant, scroll through algo till you see stuff from yesterday, click settings, go to recent and continue
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Just finished my 1 year intership! Now 3 months school till the final exam.
// sidenote: got a job offer from my practical trainer 😀1 -
8 days till end of contract.
Let’s hope nobody nice want to hire me for at least a month.
I need vacation badly.2 -
According to many of the rant posts, I am not a programmer.
I wake up 8 in the morning, eat breakfast at home and then get to the office at 9. Work till noon and then enough 1 hour lunch, back from lunch work till like 6-7 pm, have dinner at office then head to the gym workout for an hour to an hour and half and then head home, shower and sleep at 11:59 pm.7 -
stayed till 2 AM at the office because of a protest that involved burning down all the roads to my house today. guess im getting a long weekend2
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Don't remember who but someone here told me once, when I mentioned that I do java now, "wait till you get to reflection..."
Well it's time to suffer5 -
Stickers arrived a couple of weeks ago ...but didn't managed to post a pic till now and to say thank you devRant. I love you all...keep the spirit.
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Worked till late refactoring code,
Then dreamed I made a huge mistake.
Or was it real? Can't tell !2 -
How to complete an assignment?
Easy:Wait till the last moment. And bam... just like that its there.2 -
Not commenting and documenting as I write. I always wait till after and then I get bored of it while doing it...
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Want to start playing with iOS 10 and Xcode 8 but my hotel's wifi is maxed out at 3.8 MB. Guess I'll wait till I get home...3
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Could we theoretically put a virtual box in to a virtual box in to a virtual box...till the infinity?10
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when you open up devRant spontaneously when washing up and ready till you see posts from when you went to bed.... whelp time to get up3
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How you guys manage to sleep at night, I can't do it till 3-4 AM.
If I try to do I'll have headache.7 -
Just got a Database Fundamentals book, who's hyped to stay up till 5am ready this fucking phone book😛1
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"Deadline is Friday 6pm - update MUST be live then!"
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Staying up late at night....i wanna go on till morning but my old screen had done enough damage to my eyes1
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Just spend 7 hours till 2:30 fixing a minor bug.... Disappearing messages... Git commit? 20 lines...2
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https://www.devrant.io/rants/163227
that means ranters have posted 163227 rants till date.
happy ranting!!!1 -
I type "sudo apt-get install ..." then I delete the line back till apt and again write the whole fucking statement cause linux wished to save my time in 16.04...8
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Solved my first sizeable bug ever.. The Euphoria is priceless .. I better enjoy this till team mates say this is another normal bug..
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My thumb hurts / is exhausted from lots of typing (phone) and writing (school). Any tipps besides seeing a doctor? (I will if this bug isn't fixed 'till friday or so)2
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The future is open source! Education to the masses! FOS till i die!
Yeah of course i have ads blocked, why do you ask?2 -
YES!! 3 days till deadline and I am in a meeting discussing core descisions that have not been made yt...
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I started working officially, schedule is shitty till now. I hope it improves soon.
Maybe I will be able to properly rant from now on.8 -
160 Hours worth of work from the beginning of the month till today. i push my self a little bit to far. i hope off work till end of the month worth it.
Edited : 160 instead of 1403 -
It's graduation week and we're all hammerd by 11:30 am. I'll be surprised if I make it till Friday when we graduate 😂8
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Why they are keep assigning tasks (new features as minor fix) till release date. And want me to complete it a week before release date.
HOW?2 -
"I don't think we should be playing with our privates {variables} like that" - framework designer
= context =
It was noticed that we have too many setter functions to change private variables just to do unit tests. So we had a small meeting to discuss what to do about this.
Options:
- don't do the test
- ignore till another time (ie: keep the functions till its a problem)
- put the variables into a provider
- use reflection (the above quote was a reaction to this option)6 -
Work: work late till 1 am
Also work: come in at 7 am
Me: zzzzzzz
Also work again: why arn't you getting anything done2 -
When your BT router breaks on the bank holiday weekend and BT can't send you a new one till the Tuesday after! There goes my productivity this weekend4
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I think rubber duck debugging is too old now. The next big thing is stress ball debugging. Squish your ball(s) till you get the solution to your problems.3
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Waiting till 2 hours after midnight to make sure I get <firstname>.dev in the auction.
Luckily I have wine and Youtube6 -
Instead of "work from home", I expected "rest from home" at least till Corona goes away.
But I am a pro-grammer.1 -
Lovely... About a week ago I moved my manjaro installation from bios to UEFI.
I ran a system update last night... and, well, my boot broke, cause mkinitcpio failed to build my initramfs. I was up till twelve cause now my system wouldn't mount a fat32 partition, so till I had my esp mounted and finaly fixed, it was 12. (And I wanted to go to sleep early that night)1 -
!dev
Is someone going to tell them or wait till they realise fortnite isn't actually free?
Really wish people publishing articles would actually do there fucking research -,-
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"The silence isn't so bad
'Till I look at my hands and feel sad
'Cause the spaces between my fingers
Are right where yours fit perfectly"
-Me to my PS4 Controller -
Deploying django in windows server 2019 using IIS. Why? Because client is a microsoft fanboy. Nothing is working till now.13
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https://youtu.be/-NxoNdTj_7U
Just wanna share try to watch till end you'll find the complexity of simple USB3 -
All the procrastinating in my schooltime.
All times i was in rage and hurt people.
They haunt me till today among other things.1 -
When the designer asks you for a meeting to discuss about some changes on Monday after you've just finished the entire front end working till late on Friday night...
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These many Python libs exist for machine learning....
Used only scikit and gensim till now...
Little of theano...
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These people belong in a specific kind of hell....
I have to bodge several thousand lines of code where this is the standard....
Can't wait till we begin coding the replacement :D
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I am in love with WireGuard. I have been testing it and till now I haven't felt any glitches and it is so simple and feature rich VPN. https://www.wireguard.com
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Finally friday! Only a few hours left in it school and I can start programming again and catch up with all the sleep i'm missing by not getting up till 5pm...1
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My first cpp project takes 148GB ram. My mentor says it's okay till 50GB. God help me optimise this thing. I have started doubting everything. Int I = 0 also looks suspicious.9
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Manjaro with kde is bad. Inconsistent and lags unnecessarily. Worst linux experience till now. I have actually started using windows on a daily basis after this.
Any other distros worth trying?8 -
2 hours to go till 2017. Shout out to all Dutch devs!! Happy news, let's make awesome web apps in 2017!1
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3 weeks till deadline... Gonna be hard. Get in find emails from PM, boss and his boss, deadline moved deadline today... Ffs.1
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So i've forgot my pin for my debitcard now its locked and i cant buy food till monday because a bank consultant has to unlock it, great.6
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I was in college till April. And joined a job midway through May!
Now I work only on weekdays! And the gap in the middle is the exam week!
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It was amazing getting into programming in high school about three years ago, programming Lego robots with my team. Coolest project till date.
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I changed my twitter password on web on the day they discovered the passwords in plaintext in their logs, and till today, I've not been logged out of the mobile client1
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"we have all had that code which you read over and over again till you realise your mistake.';
read it again. #syntaxHell -
Torn between buying a new pc now and waiting till a time when a new version doesn’t drop every fucking week 😡1
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How many of you here are still in college??
How many years you got to finish?
I've got till December next year.13 -
- Applied for a job at campus interview
- Got selected (yay)
- Turns out it's a BPO service center
Another opportunity will come, till then I'll apply for the paid PHP Internship. -
Coffee hands down.
I am one those who work late at night till 3 am. Can't pull that of without coffee man! -
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what a nice day to have birthday on the first day of #wk100 :)
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Winning in the chrome dinosaur game means playing without dying till the internet comes back in and it automatically terminates the game screen !!
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Had a Java teacher in my local TAFE start his lessons going further and further in history till he got to tape drives... Put students to sleep, literally...2
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Did my first solo yesterday :D
Not long till I can hang the keyboard and fly for a living
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Anyone watch the Viv demo at TechCrunch disrupt? It looks amazing. I can't wait till AIs are more usable1
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Wait till 11pm and put a Star Wars OST on. That puts me in a real development Flow State. I never get into that zone in the office because of distractions.
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Holy hell some of you people are crazy. 16 hrs for me. Usually when I get really pissed at a bug and stay up till 5 in the morning to fix it.
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All people are happy except me as Reliance (Service Provider) giving Unlimited 4G Unlimited Calls and many service Unlimited till December and I cannot use that SIM because I have Windows Phone :(3
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Spotted jAsE accounts till now:
@Wolfy
@RAISEDBYWOLVES
@rEaL-jAsE
@rEaLjAsE
@jAsEd (Well, this one deleted)10 -
Actually devRant April fools joke got me I tought it was the real number till I realized it was April 1st
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Well here's a story for you. I can't work on my game till the developer of a package I use updates his package. I can't research how to add the newer features I want to add till I know what the base code is gunna look like. I can't work on my second game idea because unreal engine has a major bug since version 4.15 that is crippling the performance of what I want to do. I can't work any assets for that game till I know what performance is gunna be like after the fix is implemented. It's now version 4.17 almost 4.18 and it might get pushed till version 4.19. I need to work on something like right now because my game studio is otherwise just sitting. It is a VR / AR only studio and there is no real direction to move in at the moment till somebody other than me gets their collective shit together.
I need something fairly "quick" but still fun to play to work on so I can sell sell sell. No idea wtf it's gunna be though. The steam market place is so full of garbage that I really don't want to contribute to that with more garbage. I also don't know anyone I can collaborate with to make something interesting.
WHAT DO I DO?1 -
Pissed off that there's no new iMac, although I already new that. Gonna hang on till next year then. Don't get why Amazon Video doesn't get on Apple TV, it's a shame.
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Everyone in my work thinks I'm an unexperienced coder. Rare they let me code.. usually I have to wait till the last hour of the day to do my own work.. :(1
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- divide large refactoring and architecture changes into multiple small pull requests
How do you go about getting code reviews? Wait till you have all the pieces so people have the big picture?2 -
4:35a.m and I trashed my personal side project app because attempt to add a feature led from one refactoring to another to another till I got lost.. lol Starting fresh tomorrow. #newbieDev4
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one step away from installing Manjaro ........ Suddently i remembred that i paid over 50$ for antivirus. So i'm Gonna stick with windows 7 right now (at least 'till the end of subscription)14
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One more week till holiday...
Yesterday's demo went well...
Product owner compliments team for efforts...
This week is going somewhere 😄 -
Life is shitty till some people work off hours, on Saturdays, ping you anytime. Fuck those people!2
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Virus scan is crippling my computer, can't deploy till it's done! Might as well be using ticker tape to deploy these reports to the server.
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Lol, the Netherlands is slowly falling into a lock down till 6 april 🧻 get your toilet paper while you can3
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2nd day of deployment!
Till now its going smooth; server configured + tables migration is ON!
PS: Migrating old site to new ;)1 -
my new car. already got 2 new whores drooling up over it. will get lots more till at least 100 whores drain my balls
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Stayed up till 3am yesterday playing pokemon moon, and still have pushed 2 commits before 9am. WhoNeedsSleepAnyways1
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Vacation ? Bro I have so many things to learn, am not taking any chances. Vacation can wait till next year
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List all the tech stack(s) you know or worked on till now. How many years of experience you have?
Just want to know where I am.21 -
Hello developers,
This is my first rant here, I'm a new developer from Egypt, 20yo.
I started learning web development last January and now i have a pretty solid establishment in development.
Till now I'm a MEAN stack - angular(still learning it)
Do i start to apply for jobs right now or do i should wait a few months till i get better, i already have some web applications that can be put into the portfolio.1 -
There should be a degree for programmers/developers saying learning till death. And this should be the highest level of degree.2
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Had like 6 months to create my dissertation project and left it till the last month and it took 20 days of non stop coding.
Fucking RIP my degree, boys.3 -
Heading to San Jose today, business mettings tomorrow till Thursday... first time to California, first time west of Oklahoma..... I’m from West Michigan1
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Never thought an underscore could bug me till today. Took me three hours to find out if I removed the underscore the form field would be required. Thanks stupid formhandler
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android developer should learn server side back end programming like PHP, python??
till now i am using firebase..6 -
Amazon started machine learning models marketplace and they are organizing marketplace hackaton if someone is interested.
https://awsmarketplaceml.devpost.com/...
It’s available till 15 April and there is $48,000 in prizes1 -
The worst thing ever is freaking NS datatypes, who thought that was a good idea? My code looked fine and worked fine till you made it spaghetti, thanks apple
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Just rewrote a whole process for the past two days and didn't test it till now. Other than few changes it worked perfect. I've feel so accomplished.
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After doing some nodejs and symfony 2. Did some WordPress today. Loved the simplicity of it, till I had to code a simple form. What a mess :-( not often I yearn for Drupal!4
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Some people were lazy so they added throws Exception to all the methods up till main. No catch clause....1
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Till now I thought that android RTL support meant screen coming out from right to left or something like that. Not anymore!
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Listening to the audio book named 'SuperIntelligence:Paths,Dangers,Straegies'
Daily 1 hour listening till 14 days as it is 14:17:07 long 😑 -
4 Step Plan:
1: Have a new idea
2: Work on it
3: Forget about it a week later
4: Pause project till forever! -
I think we should create another github, move every github users there and watch till microsoft buys our company for 2 million dollars.2
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Finger printing using HTML canvas? I have been lately understanding the importance of Firefox. Till today I was thinking only cookies are the way to uniquely identify a machine.1
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Finally managed to build a working Wordsearch system with OpenCV and curses.
I curse ncurses till the end of days. -
Stayed up all night to work up till 4am on a weekday to finish off some work stuff. Still, got told the next day you're exceeding deadlines smh.6
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till a build sequence finishes, i end up checking #twitter, #facebook, #quora, #reddit two times on average.
#androidstudio
#build
#gradle -
Hey everyone, what do you use for Android development, Android Studio or cry till you are over it?1
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-yesterday-
Okay i should done this code tomorrow
-next day-
Watching youtube till evening
Thinking about annoying senior who tried to refactor everythign
What i have done, -
Okay so I calming down now. All is well. Great now I have iphostor syndrome! What will come tomorrow?! I can't wait... 26s till I can rant. now
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i was writing a back and forth between two fictional characters in my head while in a drowsy haze and didn't realize i had till i was halfway in
why and how? -
Goddamnit ISP's. Yesterday I got transferred to another ISP because of a merger and till this moment I don't have internet, TV or phone (not that I was using the phone line but I am paying for it) and after being on hold for over an hour this morning with customer service I got told it can take them till fuckin monday to get the connection going again.
I'll repeat FUCKIN ISP'S!!!!! -
Humans are the one who moves to an area and multiplies. Multiply till the last natural resource is consumed. We are not human. WE ARE MORE LIKE VIRUS.14
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Trying to have a sit down meeting with a client and they just keep telling me that they are to busy. Looks like I will be twiddling my thumbs till they are done.
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Found a New design pattern for family parties : wait for everyone to be busy, finding a quite spot, plugging your music to your ears, dancing alone till dawn
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