Welcome to 2017:

Facebook = Blue Snapchat
Whatsapp = Green Snapchat
Instagram = AllPossibleColors Snapchat

Ps: First rant **yayy**

GF: "Honey can you leave the PS and give me some attention?"
ME: "ofcourse!"

**Gives her 29 minutes of attention**

Hacker uses windows media player to hack into police database....

//Happens only in Indian movies

PS : don't try it at home.

Fixing interface with "temporary" solution
PS: please hide it from electricians (even hobbyist). It can scary them to death.

I dont need no girlfriend. Stack is my bae.

PS: Please inform me if this is a repost but haven't seen this on devrant

Thanks Windows for deleting my entire fucking Ubuntu partition in your latest update. I didnt really need any of those projects I was working on. It's not like I have deadlines or anything.

PS.
Go fuck yourself

this books may change your life.

PS: first rant, you guys are great

When I Made Passworts visible in Chrome and the teacher sent me home...
...It was Friday!
Ps:
She sent me home because she was really fu**ing scared of what I did and even called my Parents

This is the first time an IDE has apologized to me.
PS: Dev notes, crash reports etc are excluded. This is the IDE saying sorry I can't do it, no matter what.

I'll ps -aux you and i'll pkill -9 you 😂

I always prefer to work alone 😂😂😂
Ps:- sorry for img quality

Haters gonna say it's photoshop

When you think the progress be has stopped moving...

Ps... It was still moving.

My dad turned off my laptop this morning, so tonight, before going to sleep I had to tell him, not to do this.
So I decided to do this....
PS: yeah that's my mom's hair clips.:D

The only thing that's awesome from Microsoft and that too has over 5000 issues.

PS: I love VSCode.

This is why you DONT deploy in a Friday!

Now can we all agree to stop disagreeing!

Ps: I love CommitStrip sometimes.

CAN SOMEBODY STOP THE TIME FOR A WHILE!!!

I HAVE TOO MUCH TO DO AND TOO LITTLE TIME!!!

FML!

PS. WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING IN DEVRANT?

Someone asked how patient you are?
.
.
.
.
I used Android studio on a laptop with 4 GB RAM.. and tested apps on emulator.

PS - It kept my hands warm in winters.

How i got to devRant.

Boss comes in, sees me super chill.
Other people enter, boss sees me not chill.

Sends me an email and says "Enjoy".

I love this guy :')

Ps. Hope he doesn't expect work today

This is why i love this community 😂

PS. Each comment is contributing to a story

Me: Why is there such a delay between the app and the hardware device?

Colleague: Ah, same old same old, TCP is just an inefficient protocol. We should stop development and build our own replacement to TCP.

(PS. The actual problem was his code)

Finally... Source code of Windows trouble shooting program is here:

PS: I always hated it and found it useless. What about you?

I swear to god Dick Davis is the coolest wannabe and biggest threat here..

PS - This is a figure from one of my textbooks

I woke up to the binary ++ representations. After 5 minutes of scouring, I found one that was a palindrome. It was quite satisfying.

PS: thanks @irene. sorry to put you on the spot. 😅

Remember the 7 Ps:
Perfect
Prior
Planning
Prevents
Piss
Poor
Performance.

Brace for Ubuntu 17.10 release coming tomorrow. Bye bye my old friend Ubuntu Gnome and hello vanilla Ubuntu

PS: don't hate for liking Ubuntu, at least I'm on Linux, cmon 😄

When you do a 'sudo rm -r /*' instead of a 'sudo rm -r ./*' on ubuntu

PS : I just did it :'(

Obviously.

For all those who hard coded 2017 in their code don't forget to update it 😋

PS. I actually know people who have

Today I learnt that my LG Nexus 5X uses a Samsung manufactured DRAM :O

I had no idea that several Google and Apple devices use Samsung manufactured RAM chips!

PS - Don't judge me, I'm a hardware noob.

Job listing I just saw:
Our lead and only developer just retired after 15 years of maintaining the codebase. We need someone who is capable of working with large amounts of undocumented and untested code.

PS: This was a company that makes medical software.

My new year resolution: 3840 X 2160
🐒

PS: don't give me a hard time in the comments. I know it's an old joke. 😫

My workstation at incubation center, where i am currently incubated.
Finally got multi-screen desktop. Though monitors are prone to theft by other teams

bNEST, Bhopal

PS - Laptop is for gaming

There will always be that one person who ruins all the fun

PS: Speaking of JQuery, I really found it to be somewhat slow. Is it slow or am I doing something wrong?

*suddenly wakes up thinking I'm late for work*

*Realises it's a holiday*

*Goes back to sleep again*

PS: Sadly this happens every other day of week :/

Dear PMs,
Just a friendly reminder you'd have nothing to manage without us, which means you wouldn't even have a job.
Love,
Devs

PS you aren't our bosses either

Awesome recommendations thanks 🤗🤗

PS. Please don’t judge me 🙄☺️

The vicious cycle

PS:
Potential cycle fix:
if(user.stopsAskingQuestions())
{
//free user
break;
}

Ok, I'm adding devrant.com, reddit.com and youtube.com to my hosts file for the next weeks

Damn procrastination

PS: If I answer or ++ any of your comments, it means I failed. You devs can hold me accountable for that, thank you!

Just started reading this book ..
The first chapter and half are pretty interesting.
Their explication of Optimal Stopping and “The Secretary Problem” made think about scenarios where its possible to use in my life.

Ps: I think that what the books wanted!

While debugging some java code by our Senior Architect, I found this gem: 5000 padding done manually.

PS: Jr Developer here.

After finishing up a resume on Photoshop:

"Please submit a Word or PDF file not more than 2MB."

Old meme ... but gets me every single time 😂

PS- everything written on that image is true

Learn React they said
It will be easy they said...:/

PS: No offence, I'm a react dev

My country just changed its time zone from UTC+3 to UTC+2.
Now I have to change the server to handle requests correctly!
PS. Probably tomorrow will be a big chaos for everyone!

A whois search can indeed be full of surprises

PS: damn creativity

Made my FIRST APP using Flutter.

How's it?

Fetches 'Random Rants' from devRant.

Should I put the code on Github?

PS: will break if the image is too long in height

What's the meaning/story/idea behind your username?

PS.- don't bother if your actual name is your username

Found out about this on DevRant and got enrolled. Feels awesome!

PS Does anybody know any other things a student can avail for free online to help me in my coding endeavour?

Any frontend developer who can code backend system too?

Ps: this is just a meme please don't get serious, mates.

python is so simple that its too confusing.
PS: i am transitioning from c.

Talk to wife about it.

PS: She doesn't know programming.

Selfmade... How is it?

Ps: my first comic

Useful docker aliases

alias dstart='docker start "$@"'
alias dstop='docker stop "$@"'
alias drm='docker rm "$@"'
alias dip='docker inspect --format "{{ .NetworkSettings.IPAddress }}" "$@"'
alias dls="docker ps"
alias dlsa="docker ps -a"
alias dps="docker ps"
alias dimg='docker images "$@"'
alias drestart='docker restart "$@"'
alias dcommit='docker commit "$@"'
alias dinspect='docker inspect "$@"'
alias dlogs='docker logs "$@"'
alias dcp='docker cp "$@"'
alias dinfo='docker info'
alias dcompose='docker-compose "$@"'
alias dlogs='docker logs "$@"'
alias drshell='docker exec -it -u 0 "$@"'

FUCK THE EU!

Ok I said it, what? Someone had too.

Can we all move on now?

Ps: if you made it this far, be sure to ++ for your angers and frustrations over the current articles we all know and hate.

We were having a conversation with a bunch of friends and somehow i came up with this

Ps, the data is valid

In Russia we call PS/2 “пс пополам”, literally “ps divided by two”. Reminds me of French numbers system where they call say 99 “quatre vingt dix neuf”, literally a “four times twenty plus ten plus nine”

!rant
Damn github is da shit.
I'm sure all of those people who ranted about committing their passwords and keys will be happy
PS. I don't know if this is new but I'm happy either way :D

Back then it was for kids. Today i think it wil be torture for them.

Ps my first language was assembly (not judging)

This snippet was found in Thanos’ bash history:

```
ps Sh | sort -R | awk 'NR % 2 {print $1}' | xargs sudo kill -9
```

Always get some sleep before running "rm -rf" (or anything really) in production

PS: sorry GL, couldn't resist, still love you ❤︎

Laravel payment gateway
Ep 2 (part 1)

ps: all chats are dummy of the original of conversation and a little bit exaggerated but they are close to the original facts

THX for 500++ !!! I'm so happy I found devRant by exident. I love reading rants and sometimes post my own stories.
PS: Now I can wear my JS Shirt and drink Red bull like in rl 😂 Thx again!

I'm proud to announce that my work laptop has been officially devRanted!!!

Ps: Boss going to kill me, but fuck him anyway!

new GitHub feature

PS: don't translate that.

Why the hell there is a skype meeting with around 100 participants... And all i have to do is just connect and listen to same 2-3 persons... Repeatedly.

PS- mostly no one even listens😑

what is the best framework you have used to build an ecommerce application?? (ps-: your ++ will encourage me :-] )

Chrome is getting its ass whooped and then crying like a whiny bitch.
Using 90.1% of CPU.

PS: I have a i7 8th gen processor.

Guys please help I'm in a redroom 😨

Ps. I love Philips hue.

Alright, seems like I have to buy this.

Ps: I believe to have found a bug in Devrant's Android App: if you attach an image to your rant and tab out afterwards it crashes for me

What to do with a web development intern who doesn't understand the concept of git even after 3 weeks of joining?
PS: Can't fire her

Did this happen because i spilled beer on my phone last night ?

PS : Don't ask me why I use a Windows Mobile.
I just like the interfere very much.

When I realize that I can load DLLs into PowerShell and run methods from it.

Sweet mother of unlogical fucking gods.

How does this even make sense
😩🔫

<aura:if isTrue=“{!not(empty(v.errorMessage))}”>
<div>{!v.errorMessage}</div>
</aura:if>

Ps: the ! Does not mean “not” 🤪

Me: I am ready to marry my soulmate.

Everyone: Who's the luck girl?

Me: My laptop.

Everyone: 😳(speechless)

Ps: should i try it on april fool?

I tried to tailor two best things together for a wallpaper.

BTW
I used paint to do it, Did not have space to install PS
Windows Issues!

Which type of dev are you?

1. I exercise/ workout regularly :)
2. I want to. But I ain't got no time for that :|
3. I don't believe in that shit :(

PS: I see some sw engineers in my gym.

So a Developer not using a React-native component library because it is backed by Microsoft
This is next level shit

PS:- the library is actually pretty decent

Time to go pop soon. 🎆🎆🎆

PS : Don't look at download speed, you will get heart attack. 💀

I found it funny that we're actually debugging our code on prod. (while the client is using the system)
Looks like I'm playing minesweeper. 😂

ps. will never do it again
pps. don't do it
ppps. you should not

Weekend project completed today !! (PS : using cloned Arduino only for testing purposes)

Yayy or nayy?
Ps where do I put them devRant swag stickers?

Why the fuuuck does this happen to my half a year old computer? 🙄

PS. don't judge, this is just for gaming. Linux otherwise.

My newest addition. Thank you devrant!!

PS: I know Google's logo is old... I have my reasons

Can I just say, this community is awesome. All Dev talk, all the time. It's like Facebook but not complete s***!

PS: UK Dev rant meet up has to go down. We can't have the yanks outdoing us.

I've always felt like a world class programmer after printing a hello world message on screen until now.
People are continuously ranting some technical shit that's completely above my head on devrant.
Fuck you for downing my morale
PS: I'm still in love with it!^_^

What's wrong with the USPS...my stressball has been stuck in Jamaica for the last 10 months...

"PHP does not need good practices, because the use of PHP it is already a good practice". This is one of the loading messages in the Slack where I work.

PS: We do not use PHP there.

Yeah I get what the intention was but like... why? I feel there are way better ways to do this

(Ps. I've become the pic post guy)

It doesn't matter what platform, OS, framework, language or technology you use.

You should be able to write good code. Which depends on your skills, knowledge and abilities

PS - Windows sucks. And will always sucks

People with Ps/Ai skills......

Emails... Emails and again emails...

PS: emails too.

So I finally got a job where I was an intern as a Data Scientist.
PS : I am a non-computer science background guy, who made it through.

Weather Report: Thunderstorms and heavy downpour

Stuck at office wondering whether I really hate tab more than spaces that it wore out OR is it that I use it way too much.
PS: Currently fixing the tab button

shockRant 😂😂😂😂
ps just kidding, always rely on official source

Today I laughed so hard watching various Windows Scammer Pranks on youtube

Scammers calling themselves Certified Windows Genius 😂😂😂

Just type "Indian Scammer" on YouTube and enjoy..

Ps: I am an Indian too and I am very ashamed of all these scammers

Laravel payment gateway
Ep 2 (part 2)

ps: all chats are dummy of the original of conversation and a little bit exaggerated but they are close to the original facts

Wtf is this shit .... why the hell is so much fees even accepted as normal
(Ps - you can get a decent i5 with amd gpu and dos for 40k)

"I'm not distracted, I'm just very focused on something else"

Excuses that sound legit pt.2
PS: guilty

Started reading this book completed 15 chapter in 21 chapter. Now reading co-routines. Wonderful book, lot of internal stuffs
PS: skipped chapter 4 text vs bytes.
Which book to read next ?

Twitter? More like Twatter. Fucking trash socialist media spies.

PS hi Alice

Why the fuck should I echo javascript?
Why in fucks name you do not deal with JSON responses?

Plugin devs are either lazy, or simply stupid as fuck!

Ps: Or I'm actually crazy

That feel when my solution runs way faster than world average

PS: the puzzle is SAWAYAMA WONDERDISC

Really?
PS: No I am not updating my kernel.

A: "Mate, do the translations"

B: "Fine, but you guys implemented the translation service so repetitively..."

A: "No, this is not repetitive, that's how we need to do it"

*sigh*

PS: Whenever I call the "trans" method, I think of transgender, don't ask why

What if you were asked to develop something that goes against your morals or beliefs. Would you do it?

PS - they are willing to pay you more that you ask for

The moment the product owner we were working with almost had a seizure.

Ps: Sadly, he's still alive and continues being a dick 😑

My hero.

Only in India: having worked on multiple platforms and technologies is seen negatively.

PS: I've worked in the US too.

I'm proud of a chess project I made in Java, at university. It was awful but worked!
One of the first times I did some code without googling it 😋
PS: I don't code and work in Java!

dear deutsche bahn developers: please review you handling for dynamic contents width. yours sincerely

ps. riding in a full train and not enough space to handle my computer is boring.

Most useless feature: an extension that did the exact same thing as an opensource extension so that the company could hide the code and not include licenses (???)

ps.: they obviously used open source frameworks and libraries

template for motivational letter for Sys admins:

Greetings,

$msg

Spiral out,
$name

PS. I use Arch btw

Thank you PHPStorm for being helpful!

PS: Yes
PPS: Yes I know PHPStorm wasn't built for Sass
PPPS: Yes

Aaaarrrrgghhhhhhhhh

Out of all the days,

My laptop is lagging today, when I need to things to be done.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

PS. It's so slow, that I ended up searching a meme too.

I just can't... 😑 You bought a template, you get a template. PS: Learn English!

I am building my own server right now, problem was that the case was too small for the Mainboard to fit.

Solution: drilling the fucking case apart

(PS: sorry for no cocktail rant, but soon)

Someone not knowing the docker ps command teaching about docker :S

That time when you are coding and you recieve your free stickers. This is going to be an even more awesome day!
Thanks a lot team dev rant! Greetings from Argentina.

PS: yes, that's a Mario cup ;)

*PTSD kicks in* Hello darkness, my old friend... :')

At least after 5 years, this time it took me only few seconds, to locate the source of the problem, and fix it.

PS: fuck you javascript... STILL. FUCK. YOU!!!

*drum rolls*
1st day of 2018

Received the most awaited goodies

PS. Haven't started coding this year yet.

I worked for 18 hours to complete my final JQuery project in University and deadline was in 24 hours.

PS: I got an A, no + because they don't use it.

Started learning ASP.NET core. It's an amazing experience so far.
PS : I feel like I could not have done this without visual studio.

Most contributions in one day ?

PS: I know 36 is pretty low :(

Just received this :')

PS: Back after soo long on DevRant, this community is❤️

Day 5 in quarantine: I miss my fuckin pig ignorant arrogant toxic motherfucker boss and coworkers ! I learned to deal with those motherfucker everyday for 7 Years.

Ps: 10 years ago I loved my wife. 😥

How I learned different languages...
C->C++->HTML&CSS->JAVA->Android->python
.
.
PS Still learning more...

Hope the PS 5 can keep up 👀

I keep a 20 year old PS/2 keyboard around specifically for that rare event I need to edit my bios settings. My mobo doesn’t enable usb until half a second after it stops listening for input because who uses usb keyboards, anyway?

About today when I was trying to migration 2 million+ records simultaneously!

Ran two migration @ once and this happened!

PS: On restart everything is back to normal but lost 2 tables data which needs remigration!

Happy dushera to everyone

Love the way you lie ft rihanna
Eminem

PS: for those who don't know, it is a hindu festival and the efigee is of ravana

"React developers" who write 1-page monolithic pages instead of modular components should be guillotined...

PS: Frustrated AF :(

"Wow! Programming must be easy! Why did you charge us costly?"

Just because I work at home and talking to myself does not mean it easy...

PS. even now I still feel like noob in programming

devRant reached the Philippines! Thank you @dfox and @trogus for this treat. Greatly appreciated!

ps. i named her devi (Hahaha)

Legit betrayal...
Ps: they *were* close friends

Does anyone have any idea where I can find beta testers for my android app

**Ps**

For free.

#!/bin/bash

while :; do
ps -ef | grep -iq [s]ymantec && for i in `ps -ef | grep -i [s]ymantec | awk '{ print $2 }'`; do sudo kill -9 $i; done
sleep 1
done

😮
*doing my work silently*
*SUDDENLY THERE'S A FOSS, PPL RUN OUT THEIR HOUSES*
*still on the laptop*
-"what? Earth quake?"
*back on the work*

PS: anyways, anyone from around Tehran sensed any quakes?

ps: not rant

Happy Ramadan Feast to All Muslim People

Hey devs,
I'm really bad at personal project idea generation.

So, do you have any good Python project ideas?

PS. Wanna light up my github chart again.
(aaand to put it in my CV of course)

Did you ever take advantage of clients that has less computer literacy? Like have you ever escape a bug in the system by telling the client heavy technical BS! 😋

PS - fixings that bug later obviously!!

Typescript is a bit like putting lipstick on a pig..

That's it

Well ok PS damn kids get off the grass damnit

Tintin. Started influencing me when I was 7. Still does! PS: yes, I am Belgian.

Just love the customizability of phpstorm. I can work as minimal i need !
PS . I use also sublime, vim and atom based on what i need, but phpstorm is my main tool :D

Some birds told me Galaxy S9 is really good.
Googled it, and found something more interesting.
PS: this is the 3rd largest mobile server provider in NZ
Use development code in production.
Distructed certificate.
Nice work guys!

I was browsing on this website called ebay-kleinanzeigen.de and got redirected to this wonderful page.

PS: I've no known virus on my phone btw. Made the tests.

Which text editor are you guys using ?
PS: Vim is evil !

Co-worker on phone with our manager trying to explain something to him:

Co: Do you even know what a foreigner key is?

M: Yes, but bla bla bla

Ps: The manager doesn’t really know what a foreigner key is 🤦🏻‍♂️

Do you test your codes while coding or after completion?

I test while coding.
PS:- I'm web developer.

can't believe I'm so eager to go to work early today (to download windows 10 anniversary update)

ps- my office internet >> home

To Amazonians (and others who know what happens there)

There's a point I'll be required to pick hardware for my desk. What Hardware should I pick?

PS: I got a job as an SDE at AWS

You know you're too drunk if you run a fork bomb in your phone...

Ps: i did it soberly

So smart notebooks have already hit the markets...
Never knew Microsoft would sell such cheap smart notebooks
More pics in comments...

PS : 20INR == 0.31USD

When 32 GB RAM is no longer enough...

:~$ ps -eo pid,pcpu,pmem,vsz,rss,args | grep java | sort -nrk3 | head -1
9071 117 74.6 34740516 24338652 java -Xms2g -Xmx24g -Xss40m -DuploadDir=. -jar webapp-runner-8.0.33.4.jar -AconnectionTimeout=3600000 --port 9000 heaphero.war

Started doing the cms, looks neat

But i haven't even finished the home page yet.
I just love to do the backend and seems that a cms cover a lot of the basics and more

PS : it is a personal project :D

Install Instagram, Facebook.
Utter words like "Gaming Laptop" "Predator" "MSI" while screen being locked.
Voila, you get an ad.
PS: I swear I didn't search for any MSI or gaming laptops in google or even typed those words in recent past.

Good input field design. Every time I press enter it sent the message. From subsequent tries, ctrl+enter, shift+enter did not work.

hell of
a
claim report.

ps. don't use parcelforce to courier your PC...

The usual... press F to pay respects.

Happy new year everyone!

Yearly reminder to update your copyright texts.

PS: I worked at a place where I had to file a fucking Jira to get the copyright year updated in the website’s footer which was essentially a content change.

What would your solution to daily commute traffic be if it were a solvable programming question?

Ps - I'm sitting in traffic right now and want to kill myself.

while(people say something){
Listen();
Smile();
Agree();
DowhateveRtHeFUckyouaregOintodoAnyway();
}

PS: that's some heavy method naming😂

Anyone who codes like this?

if(IsThereAValue($("#txt_term").val(), true) == false)
{
}

this is too much!!! damn! complexity!!!
PS. He is my senior developer.

My friend was asking can Html, Css , Typescript and C# be use in web/app development together....
PS. Who can answer this and vote...

What if all devs worked together to create a programmed God which only obeys devs? And hates bosses....
I think we can do it guys!

Ps. Bagsie not dealing with merge conflicts.

Am I more active because I am feeling good, or is it because it's too hot here? 🤔

Anywho, giant NN classifier, come at me!

PS. I think it's gonna be a a major failure, but YOLO. 😜

again my internet is down as I forget to pay the bill.
Ps I know tetheering can help to do it, but I decided to clean my mac and have some beers. cheers!!

Git... I just love it!

Oh, and Guake Terminal on Ubuntu :)

And Sublime Text...

Why? Because they get out of your way and just help you get stuff done...safely.

PS: also Trello :)

Fun times with postscript:

I have two EPS files that are generated by a program.
In there there is the postscript describing the file (~6000 lines) and then the preview image as TIFF. Each ps and TIFF image on its own renders correctly and looks good.
Now the fun part: The ps in combination with one of the images works, with the other image it doesn't. Somehow the ps-renderer tries to interpret the TIFF-data, which yields nonsense and the renderer stops altogether. But only for one file not for the other. And it's definitely not the ps, because if I switch the preview images the other file doesn't work.

HR:why do you want to join this company?
My friend(trying to be oversmart):why do YOU want to hire me?
Result rejected :D
PS: He has gone to CMU for masters so zero fucks given from his side.

Then what is the use of compression?

PS: the file list goes on...

Me: *creates new Vue.js project in IntelliJ IDEA*
Also me: *waits for 2 hours*
IntelliJ IDEA:

PS: Also could someone please comment with Vue Land Discord invite link/code that's not expired?

Thanks Google calendar for sometimes giving me notifications and sometimes not. Missed am appointment due that.

Anyone here with the same problem? It's really inconsistent.

Ooh PS I did setup the notifications.

Learning Dart the first time is driving me insane!!! I'm so not used with it's format.

PS: Send help.

Made my first creation with bunifu tools for vb.net Its an injector. I think it looks nice .p (for the first time)
PS: a friend wanted that name. Not a fan of that .d

i love how one exception mutates into other and when i see it its an art.
PS: sarcasm

PS. I am not joking this happened for real😑

That moment when you have no sporty friends and you tryna add yourself lol.

Is anyone here who is up for sport challenges via the Samsung Health app?

PS: I was using the freeletics app a few years ago, but that wasn't helpful, too.

If u were teaching ur son/daughter developing and program how would u go about it ?
PS
Me i would get him/her interested and let them find there own way it more fun this way

Learned ARM assembly in just a day. I guess I proved myself wrong when I thought it's gonna be hard to jump to another architecture.

PS. Originally worked with 16 Bit Windows Assembly. 😂

when you code for straight 9 hours and start playing fifa on playstation for fun.
nothing better to do than being infront of screens one after another.